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[Taricus]

Must...Keep...Firing

EDIT: Will the person asking for the nubile bodies going to be modkilled, banhammered or any other nasty fate?

[Tarran]

Yes! Perfect shot!

Pull out my Jormungandr and reload it. Fire at the other walker's leg if I have the time.

EDIT: Will the person asking for the nubile bodies going to be modkilled, banhammered or any other nasty fate?

Why are you asking...?

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Damn it!" Dom growled, putting away the carbine. It wasn't doing any good here, and she was sure her pistol wasn't going to do any better. That left two options: jump on the mech, pry open the cockpit, and yank the bastard out with her bare hands, or try psionics. She wasn't nearly as skilled as the Praetor, but she might have the advantage of surprise. What should I do...? She wasn't sure she could get through the shield if she tried the first option. All right, something else then.

She thought back to orientation. Telekinesis was just one of the few things she had been shown; there was the possibility of trying to cut the walker down or just hit it as hard as she could with everything she had. Its leg was already injured, so knocking it over seemed to be the better choice, and she gathered her mental energy. "All right you big bastard, you're going down!" she growled as she unleashed it.

Going for a Slam with 20Kn, 5' radius, centered on the bio-walker's torso. And who's asking for nubile NPCs anyway?

[Taricus]

EDIT: Will the person asking for the nubile bodies going to be modkilled, banhammered or any other nasty fate?

Why are you asking...?

Just wondering...>_>

[Tarran]

And who's asking for nubile NPCs anyway?

Taric.

He's... having a period of... something.

EDIT: Will the person asking for the nubile bodies going to be modkilled, banhammered or any other nasty fate?

Why are you asking...?

Just wondering...>_>

Uh huh, yeah, whatever you say...

[Trollan]

Shoot some more with the irin

[Taricus]

And who's asking for nubile NPCs anyway?

Taric.

He's... having a period of... something.

EDIT: Will the person asking for the nubile bodies going to be modkilled, banhammered or any other nasty fate?

Why are you asking...?

Just wondering...>_>

Uh huh, yeah, whatever you say...

I'm not asking...

[Tarran]

And who's asking for nubile NPCs anyway?

Taric.

He's... having a period of... something.

EDIT: Will the person asking for the nubile bodies going to be modkilled, banhammered or any other nasty fate?

Why are you asking...?

Just wondering...>_>

Uh huh, yeah, whatever you say...

I'm not asking...

Uh, yes you are. Because up 'til now we've pretty much forgot about them. Until you asked.

Also:

[Draignean Precognition Roll 6] I sense the requests for next chapter involve nubile NPCs.

Uhhhh, no thanks.

Why are you looking at me?

I'm* wasn't.

I am now though.

I wasn't going to ask...

*Doh, silly spelling mistake.

[Taricus]

Err, I'm asking if the person that asks is going to die horribly...

[SeriousConcentrate]

Eh, that's doubtful. The worst that could happen is you'll roll a 1 and end up with the exact opposite of what you want, probably.

[Tarran]

Err, I'm asking if the person that asks is going to die horribly...

Yes, but you asked after all of us have forgotten about it. No one's going to ask if we've all forgotten about it. The only person that would ask about asking about a question after everyone else's forgotten about it is someone who wants to ask the question. 'Ya see what I'm getting at here?

Eh, that's doubtful. The worst that could happen is you'll roll a 1 and end up with the exact opposite of what you want, probably.

Or get turned into a girl. THE Ultimate Punishment.

[Taricus]

Eh, that's doubtful. The worst that could happen is you'll roll a 1 and end up with the exact opposite of what you want, probably.

Come on, Please don't tempt me with humor...

Err, I'm asking if the person that asks is going to die horribly...

Yes, but you asked after all of us have forgotten about it. No one's going to ask if we've all forgotten about it. The only person that would ask about asking about a question after everyone else's forgotten about it is someone who wants to ask the question. 'Ya see what I'm getting at here?

I'm not asking if I'll get modkilled...

[Draignean]

Between each chapter I'll have a period where you all can complain and tell me what you liked, disliked, and what you want.

Nubile NPCs was just something I predicted Taric to ask for... If he was going to roll for it, [1] would probably be nubile transvestite strippers. No, I wont kill you for asking for anything. Look at you askance, sure. Modkill you? Nah.

Going for a Slam with 1400Kn, 5' radius, centered on the bio-walker's torso. And who's asking for nubile NPCs anyway?

Uh serious... 1400kN would cost 7000 Stamina.

If you pulled it off you would kill yourself, everyone in the immediate area, and every electrical system within shouting difference.


Now that I look at it the costs seem a bit high for the whole slam thing to be effective. Reduced to 1 point per kN of force.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Whoops, my bad. I thought it was five points per 200Kn. I see now that's 200 lbs. So, uh, 1 point per KN... I'll modify my turn.

[Taricus]

Ah ok, Just wondering.