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Author Topic: Deviation-22. The End of All Things.  (Read 536199 times)

Taricus

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"Porn Mag?!"
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Tarran

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"Hey, I'm not planing on reading this. No way! It's just... it seems... odd in a way."

Take the energy cells and clips out of the Assault rifles while examining the magazine.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Taricus

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"Well as soon as I find a datapad would you mind passing it to me?"
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Tarran

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"...Uhhhhh... dude, girl in the room... uh, anyway, sure, you can have it once I've figured out what's odd about this magazine."
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Taricus

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"Hey, I need something that'll get someone to shut down a computer"
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Tarran

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"*Cough* ...what?"
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Taricus

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"What, you'd stare at porn in public?"
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Tarran

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"No, it's just... using... porn... as... know what? Just... just forget I even asked the question."
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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"Hey, I just used it to get past scanning stations"
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Tarran Smith

Take the energy cells and clips out of the Assault rifles while examining the magazine.

You grab the ammunition out of both assault rifles, neither guardsmen got a chance to fire so both the energy cells and the magazines are still full. You don't think staring at the magazine's cover is going to help anymore, it looks like it's written in new chinese anyway. You flick the magazine open, ah, well that's one weird thing down. The magazine was designed for the blind, and while the cover is in lurid full color the intererior is brail and 3-D memory foam. [Intuition 3+1] On impulse you flick open the centerfold, and there taped onto the corner of the displayed vixen is a thin magnetic key.

Guard Office Magkey added

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Taric Sizier

Grab the spare power cells and .220 ammo clips. And a knife

You take the ammunition that the two guardians had spare, as well as the knife that the still living guardian tried to use on Dom. You also ask to borrow Tarran's porn when he's done. [Failed roll not shown]

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Dominique Wakeman

Dom got to her feet, hauling the guardian up with her. She pinned him face first against the wall, making sure to keep his arm locked, and glanced over at Tarran. She blinked, shook her head, then sighed. "Boss, put away the porn mag... We got more important things to worry about. Like what're we gonna do with this guy." She inclined her head towards the guardian to emphasize 'this guy.'

[Str 3+1] You singlehandedly drag the guardian upright and slam him into the wall, pinning him there for now.


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Taricus

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What was the failed roll for?
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If I told you that it would negate the purpose of the not shown bit now wouldn't it?
« Last Edit: March 08, 2011, 01:57:30 pm by Draignean »
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Taricus

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The actual action. or are we getting a nasty surprise
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*Crazy dancing eyebrows.*

You'll figure it out.
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Tarran

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"Aha! Victory! Dom, knock the guy out and let's move out. Taric, uh, here, this is yours now." Give the porn mag to Taric, wield my Jormungandr, and get moving towards the sphere.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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