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[SeriousConcentrate]

With my luck, I wonder how badly I'd do if I tried to dual wield a pair of guns, or a pair of melee weapons?

Couldn't do any worse than Tarran. :3

[Cepheid]

With my luck, I wonder how badly I'd do if I tried to dual wield a pair of guns, or a pair of melee weapons?

Couldn't do any worse than Tarran. :3

I beg to differ.  I could dual wield a pair of blades and cut off my legs or arms.  I could dual wield a pair of guns and shoot myself repeatedly in the foot.

Or I could, you know, pull a Derm and shoot/decapitate the plot-critical NPC dead before he/she/it even gets a chance to get a word in edgewise.

I'm up to James' Psionics Orientation.

Dom kicking in that door was BAD-ASS and gains +10 Awesomeness Points.  Taric also gets a point or two for that expert dodge out of the way of said door.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Hey, that's what Dom is here for. To hit doors with two and a half tons of force and get the team into places through brute force. I love kinetics so much, you don't even know.

[Powder Miner]

James no get bad!@# points for things Q.Q

Edit: Oh, oh, also Dom doing 1k something points of damage to a deadhead.

[Tarran]

I beg to differ.  I could dual wield a pair of blades and cut off my legs or arms.  I could dual wield a pair of guns and shoot myself repeatedly in the foot.

Is that a challenge?

*Aims guns at the backs of teammates*

Also, SeriousConcentrate is using a Dom avatar again. This calls for celebration by me changing my avatar back because I haven't made a new one recently.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Oh, oh, also Dom doing 1k something points of damage to a deadhead.

Haha, oh wow, I forgot about that. ^^^ Yeah, wasn't it like 3 or 4k off of a critical headshot with the Abassy? :3 I love that gun and I love kinetics. All I need. Tarran can handle the Metal Gears and power armor and such with his anti-tank rifle, I'll take care of everything else. ^^^

[Cepheid]

James no get bad!@# points for things Q.Q

In all honesty man, you haven't really done anything truly awesome yet, up to what I've read.  Most of my fondest memories of you involve you running around like a ninny screaming about ants, or just randomly firing your gun and getting shot for it.

Though, I will have to admit you do get about oh... 5 coolness points for being the only person with a fungus growing in their head, and a consciousness that can perform random psionics.

Give it time though, I still have another 30 or so pages of 50 posts each to go through.  Maybe you DO get some bad-ass points.

Is that a challenge?

*Aims guns at the backs of teammates*

Oi, I like your teammates, plea-  Oh, wait, you're dual wielding at your teammates.  You'll just hit the enemies.  Nevermind, carry on.

Haha, oh wow, I forgot about that. ^^^ Yeah, wasn't it like 3 or 4k off of a critical headshot with the Abassy? :3 I love that gun and I love kinetics. All I need. Tarran can handle the Metal Gears and power armor and such with his anti-tank rifle, I'll take care of everything else. ^^^

If I recall correctly, it was a 27 damage, multiplied by 4 by a crit, and by 10 by a headshot, thus 1,080 damage.

EDIT:  Nice avatar.  I need to find one myself.  Perhaps I'll pester one of my artist friends and pay them money.  They always need, and love money.

[Powder Miner]

Close Cepheid- it was 1070 (I checked).

That battle was where I learned fists were better for James than guns.

[Cepheid]

Close Cepheid- it was 1070 (I checked).

That battle was where I learned fists were better for James than guns.

Bah.  I was off by TEN POINTS.  Anyways... You just reminded me of that bit of epicness.  James gains 2 bad-ass points!

... Tarran can handle the Metal Gears and power armor and such with his anti-tank rifle ...

Who gave Tarran the ability to turn tanks into Swiss Cheese?

[Tarran]

Me. I bought that sweet gun with my cold, hard earned free cash.

If you have a problem with that, I'm more than happy to give you my gun's opinion. Just be ready to lose a limb.

[Cepheid]

Me. I bought that sweet gun with my cold, hard earned free cash.

If you have a problem with that, I'm more than happy to give you my gun's opinion. Just be ready to lose a limb.

I do have a problem with that!

Draignean, I have a request, and you can ignore it if you want, but...  The next time Tarran misses a shot with his anti-tank gun, I want it to hit a random, out-of-nowhere, unimportant person by the name of Cepheid, and immediately kill him.  Ideally it would have absolutely no impact on the story.

[Tarran]

And ideally, his death would have absolutely no emotional impact on our characters.

[Powder Miner]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh man oh man funninesses
So for some reason you're all wearing your old Deviation-22 avatars, and I was reading back and I was sure I had made the discovery (just for me, because everyone woulda figured it out already) that avatars would stay depending on what they were on the time of posting.

[Cepheid]

And ideally, his death would have absolutely no emotional impact on our characters.

Considering that A)  I wouldn't know the lot of you in the first place,  B)  The lot of you are (awesome) nutcases, and C)  It's meant as a joke and not much else, I don't think it really needs to be said that it should have no impact or reaction at all.  If it did, I'd expect no more than a flat "Huh," and then back to shooting, dying and/or weaponization of porn.

EDIT:  I really need to cycle my sleep cycle around again to the 7 AM-3 PM schedule.  This insomnia's gonna be the death of my sanity in a few days if this keeps up.  I'm only managing to keep it stable by reading this thread and hovering over this thread like a hawk.

EDIT2:  Clearly I am hallucinating.  I just read about Tarran dual wielding and actually managing to hit his target, and *ONLY* his target.

Also, James gets +5 bad-ass points for horrifically murderlating the deadheads with his FIST OF DOOM.

Dom also gets +2 bad-ass points for wanting to douse the Emaciated Immortal in acid.  I dunno what the result of that is though yet, so yeah.  You might get a few more points.

EDIT3:  Dom, congrats, you got another +8 bad-ass points.  Draignean even gets +10 for writing it out in such a harsh and disturbing manner.  Awesome work, man.

Also, for Tarran's success in dual wielding, and doing such a damned good job of it, +5 bad-ass points.

EDIT4:  Since everyone seems to know where everyone else is.  Ontario, Canada here.  *Cepheid loses 1000 everything points.*

Hope to some day change it to the Netherlands or some other European country.

[kisame12794]

Hail fellow Ontarien!