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Author Topic: Deviation-22. The End of All Things.  (Read 530066 times)

Tarran

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"Well, now that we have nothing to do... let's randomly go down the hallway!" *Flips clip* "It's face #1, I'm sure of it. Let's go that way." Tarran heads to the east like a idiot... an idiot with a plan.  Not really, he has no plan, he just likes to think that he has a plan.

Go east For Great Justice.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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"Face #1?" Dom asked with a raised eyebrow. "You and Taric are both starting to talk strangely." Nevertheless she drew her Jormungandr and fell into step beside Tarran.
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Tarran

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"His name is bob." Tarran said obviously not seriously. "He says things to me." He says even less seriously.

"More seriously, I'm just randomly picking a direction." Tarran rolls his eyes.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Taricus

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"Hey, does anyone have anything to help me keep these ants in the helmet or do I get to put them down someone's uniform?"
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Tarran

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"I don't have anything. Pour 'em down someone's uniform for me. Namely yours."
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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"Ohh, looks like I have a volunteer" Taric grins evil-y at Tarran.
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Tarran

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Tarran jabs Taricus in the gut in a particularly sensitive area. "Don't, you, dare."
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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"Why don't you rip off a sleeve or something and use that as a cloth covering?" Dom suggested. "Also, shut up, we need to keep our ears and eyes peeled."
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Taricus

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"You're asking for it though. And I don't think cloth'll work. Anyone else prefer to have some shread of sanity and help keep these things locked up?"
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"Dude. You collected those damn ants. Don't talk to ME about sanity," Dom said. "Anyway I don't think ANY of us are carrying something for an ant farm. Why don't you try to set up a psychic shield or somethin' on the helmet, that should make 'em stay put."

Oh, I just thought of something that made me go :3 immediately. Tarran and I aren't affect by smoke at all anymore, are we? So we can use smoke grenades to even greater advantage now?
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Tarran

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Wait, when were we ever immune to smoke? I kinda forgot/don't think I've ever heard that we were immune.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Draignean

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Wait, when were we ever immune to smoke? I kinda forgot/don't think I've ever heard that we were immune.

You picked advanced kinesthesia out of your evolutions.

"Dude. You collected those damn ants. Don't talk to ME about sanity," Dom said. "Anyway I don't think ANY of us are carrying something for an ant farm. Why don't you try to set up a psychic shield or somethin' on the helmet, that should make 'em stay put."

Oh, I just thought of something that made me go :3 immediately. Tarran and I aren't affect by smoke at all anymore, are we? So we can use smoke grenades to even greater advantage now?

Indeed you can, there are a couple specialized grenades designed specifically for the purpose of disrupting psychic senses but they're in R&D right now.
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..Nevermind, ninja'd by Draignean himself. ^^
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"tarric you are insane, from what i have heard of those ants, we want them crispy fried, not on the go" Asley and co bring up the rear of the group, ashley leveling her gun at taric in case he had any funy ideas about where to put the ants
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You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

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Draignean. That was the complete opposite of my action. "Help them close the door"=/= "charge into the hallway".
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