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[Draignean]

Everything that could possibly by implied there, including castration.

[Taricus]

So no Castration? 

And by worse, I did mean Taric continuing on like he was in his dream.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Draignean, as GM, can ignore any such actions. That's pretty much what he said. ^^;

[Taricus]

Well that just sucks, I wanted to turn him into an emotionless killing machine, unfettered by human urges.

[Draignean]

Well that just sucks, I wanted to turn him into an emotionless killing machine, unfettered by human urges.

He's already sociopathic.

That's as close as you're getting.

[Taricus]

Not even a basic just whacking the nuts off?

[Tarran]

Taric, stop it with your obsession with getting rid of your guy's genitals. It's not even remotely funny to me.

[Draignean]

Not even a basic just whacking the nuts off?

No you're not getting whacked off, keep on like that and you're not getting the armor.

[Taricus]

*Sigh* Fine, I'll drop the subject. I just want to know why I can't have him... Yeah.

[Draignean]

1. There is no logical reason that a person with as heavy a libido as Taric has repeatedly expressed would want to have their willy lopped off.

2. Because I said so.

3. Because it brings nothing to the story, hell even deadheads have their parts intact because combat hormone boosters screw the system to hell without them. satyromaniac gives a personality quirk, I-had-my-buddy-remove-my-stones-with-shotgun is a great way to stop a conversation cold.

4. Because I said so.

5. Nobody in this group is going to honor that request anymore than they would have honored Trol's request to quote "PEE ON ME!" unquote.

6. Because it creeps me out.

7. Look, I'll write funny innuendo or bad jokes (Like do not bite the sacred pickle), or 'and then the door closed' scenes. Intentional emasculation though is a little on the outside of where I'm at.

8. ..NO...

9. If there was a sequel set in the future you couldn't play as your ever-so-great grandson.

10. Because I said so.

[Taricus]

1. I never said it had to be voluntary on Taric's part

2. Gets stated several times, but still is a valid point.

3. I do have an idea for a hormonal gland to replace the reproductive organs production for those.

4. Point.

5. Point.

6. Point.

7. Said organs could be preserved then used for artificial birthing.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Well that just sucks, I wanted to turn him into an emotionless killing machine, unfettered by human urges.

He's already sociopathic.

That's as close as you're getting.

Also not to mention that 'emotionless killing machine, unfettered by human urges' is the most boring character imaginable. It requires no creativity, no thought, is annoying as all hell to the other players and GM since they're both predictable and tiresome, and basically only used by n00bs who can't write an actual person. Taric Sizier is interesting and entertaining; Taric the boring-as-hell terminator-wannabe - without the thing that made the Terminator a memorable character, that is, overcoming the limitation of its programming to learn human emotions - is not. Don't go that route, please. D:

[Taricus]

Nono, just the reproductive ones. He'd still be a visious bastard, just more violence orientated.

[Draignean]

Nono, just the reproductive ones. He'd still be a visious bastard, just more violence orientated.

A portion of viciousness is derived from those you know, it's why the first recommendation for a dog with a mean streak is emasculation.

I suppose if you really want to try it I won't stop you. Me weaver, you cloth.

[Taricus]

Well, He'd need some sort of suppressants for it if he does want to work on ultra-killy weapons. You know the saying: Not enough blood to supply both [Finger] and brain at full capacity at same time. And maybe to also fit in the armour (It's not made with large [Fingers] in mind.

Also, I just want to correct the Nymphomania into Satyromania, as the latter is the male version.