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Author Topic: Deviation-22. The End of All Things.  (Read 529634 times)

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4410 on: July 07, 2011, 05:32:44 pm »

...Nevermind...
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4411 on: July 07, 2011, 07:53:56 pm »

Tarran Smith

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"Hey, you guys, we've got power in the building again! Someone find the goddamn light switch!" Tarran shouts, hoping someone hears.

Fumble around for a light switch.

You shout the good news across the garden back to your companions, in the stillness of the room that would have to work not to hear you. Turning back to the door you fumble around the walls for anything that feels like a lighting control. [Intuition 1] You stick a finger in the ruins of the control panel for the door, it shocks you painfully. (-3 HP)

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Dominique Wakeman

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Dom continued working on James. "Just be a minute boss, I'm almost done here," she responded to Tarran. "James got torn up and I'm seeing to him."

You're almost done with James, then you can go help Tarran do whatever he needs doing with the door. [Int 4, Dex 4+1, Fight 3, Luck 5 Treatment 32/20] You finish easily, Jame's may have a lot of injuries but they're all from fairly minor sources, you've seen far worse in work accidents and bar-brawls. (James HP +10)

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James Evans

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Jammes continued gettign healed.

Dominque finishes patching up your injuries quickly, painful still, but much better than they were before. You just sort of sit there and try not to drool after that, bit of rest never did anyone any harm.

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Ashley Fey

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"i think we should probably move once everyone os [atched up, i think i will help that sleeping person to wake up" Mersilessly assault taric's unmentionables.

Right, well sleepy can't help if he's not awake. You consider using your blades briefly but that's probably overkill, taking a note from Dominique you drive your heel into the man's scrotum. [Strength 4+1] His body reflexively curls into a city up position as manly pain washes out the remaining painkillers. (Taric HP -5)

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Taric Sizier


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Try and wake up, again...

AH GOD NO BITING THE SACRED PICKLE! [Dream 4-3] You thankfully wake up, feeling like a distinctly sick shade of greenie-blue while you hunch over in pain. Private Johnson is down and his wingmen are damaged but you think they'll live to fight another day... maybe. [End 2] You remain bunched up as you try not puke on the purple chick, she needs to tune down the whole ball stomping routine at least where you're concerned.

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Jordan Grey & Harry Nakamuno

Jordan starts tying up the job, [int 4+1, Dex 4+1, Fight 1, Luck 2 Treatment 22/20] having to redo one set of stitches but otherwise finishing cleanly and cinching the heavy armor harness back down on Harry.  As Jordan starts to pack the kit back up he calls across the darkness to the assembled group "Alright, can I pack this up all they way or does someone else desperately need my expertise?"

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Facility

As if to add its own weight to Tarran's words something in the walls begins to hum faintly, for a moment nothing happens, then a breath of fetid air brushes against your skin. The atmospherics have been turned on, well you were about due for a bit good luck and this means you won't run out of air anytime soon. The circular breeze picks up a little, not much, just a comfortable breeze. A little chilly though...

Status Warnings
Tarran is at <50% Health
Taric is at <25% Health
Taric's No Pain buff has worn off.

Temperature
65 F


Turn Notes,

Tarran is learning not to stick his fingers where he can't see
Taric is waking up painfully
Dominique being the group mother and fixing their skinned knees
Powder is done being stapled back together
Ashley is driving a standard and using Taric's nuts as the clutch.
Jordan is done doctoring
Harry is done being doctored.

Relevant Items
Memory Stick (Dom)
Broken Pad (Taric)
Ident Badge (Taric)


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Spoiler: Ashley Fey (click to show/hide)

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« Last Edit: July 07, 2011, 08:26:45 pm by Draignean »
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4412 on: July 07, 2011, 07:59:10 pm »

Damnit, hit post instead of preview, give me minute to paste the rest on.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4413 on: July 07, 2011, 08:00:31 pm »

You do realize I'm trying to get Taric neutered right?

Get up, ask for medical treatment (Again) and make sure Grey doesn't use those painkillers again...
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4414 on: July 07, 2011, 08:18:08 pm »

"AHHH SON OF A-! RRRRGGGHHHH!" The world could hear as Tarran embarrassingly gets himself shocked.

Try to open the door.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4415 on: July 07, 2011, 08:19:47 pm »

You do realize I'm trying to get Taric neutered right?

What?

Hmm, no a simple what is not enough to bring my confusion to light, perhaps a Haiku...

What the fucking hell?
You want your balls chopped off?
What the fucking hell?

Well, moving on from that... The map is up and the last segment of the turn is up.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4416 on: July 07, 2011, 08:20:57 pm »

Not just the balls >:3

Also, where did that unconcious immortal scarper off to?
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4417 on: July 07, 2011, 08:28:34 pm »

Not just the balls >:3

Also, where did that unconcious immortal scarper off to?

'Grats Taric, you have now officially creeped me the hell out.

He's there, its just a bit of a dark image. ('cause its dark in there.)
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4418 on: July 07, 2011, 08:32:36 pm »

Mind you, that was my original plan for Taric. Euniched and powered armoured. And it is one of the reasons I wanted cybernetics.

So yeah, if at any point I can be neutered without instadeath, you guys mind attempting it?
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4419 on: July 07, 2011, 08:36:29 pm »

Taricus...

I...

No. I will not delve to that level. I am a man, and as I man I will never do... that, to another man.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4420 on: July 07, 2011, 08:38:30 pm »

I'd like to point out that unneutered he'd be a lot worse to you 0:)
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4421 on: July 07, 2011, 08:50:50 pm »

Outta luck here too, buddy. :P

"Just a minute, boss. Gotta deal with Taric now," she called over to Tarran, who was yelling about something. She wasn't sure what. Regardless, she found her way to Taric with the medkit in hand. "OK, hold still, unless you want me to accidentally jam this needle in right to the bone," she said, getting ready to suture the poor bastard. "So you're awake now, huh?" she said, just to be saying something. "Why were you out in the first place? Firefight seem like a good place for a nap or somethin'?"
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4422 on: July 07, 2011, 08:53:48 pm »

"Blame gr-" Taric was interuppted by Tarran's scream of pain. "HAHAHAHA. Anyways, blame jordan for it, he drugged me"

What, you both don't want to do the galaxy a favour. Sissies.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4423 on: July 07, 2011, 08:56:13 pm »

I'd like to point out that unneutered he'd be a lot worse to you 0:)

The GM would like to point out that he is standing right here and can take control of your mind.

Sorry goldmember, not going to happen.
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Re: Deviation-22 (Sci-Fi RTD) Ch. 2 You fail at failing.
« Reply #4424 on: July 07, 2011, 08:57:57 pm »

What, with the neutering?
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