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Author Topic: Deviation-22. The End of All Things.  (Read 537892 times)

Draignean

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Great scene, everyone yelling at a shuttle that's been disguised as a nickel-iron meteorite while covered in slime. Taric, Powder, need actions.

Map is being generated, the people who are outside ship may wish to take a look around.
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Taricus

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Look around. And dance at Trol/teague's death.
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Draignean

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You don't know he's dead, and technically he's isn't dead yet. Hell, if you wanted to I might let you try to find him and start seperating him from the trees if you wanted him back.

He's still just lost in the woods, being devoured by invasive trees.
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Taricus

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I don't know if he's dead, He's gone though :P
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I'll see your 'disguised as meteorite' and raise you one 'we were also in a starship wreck and know exactly what impact gel looks like when one crashes.' Come on. Our characters aren't stupid, y'know. :-\
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Tarran

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Plus, what's the chance of a meteor evading the Giant's gravity, flying down through the atmosphere, flying through some trees, and landing on a ant-hill, intact without blowing up the entirety of the surrounding area?
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Ahra

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2 things 1. it had one helluwa shock absorber/airbag
2. wheres the waitlist?
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And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

Tarran

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2. wheres the waitlist?
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=76875.msg1960999#msg1960999

Look a little more carefully.

Anyway, it's a little outdated (freaking Ze Spy is still on there. He's banned, so there's no way he can play), blame Draignean.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Draignean

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I'll see your 'disguised as meteorite' and raise you one 'we were also in a starship wreck and know exactly what impact gel looks like when one crashes.' Come on. Our characters aren't stupid, y'know. :-\

No, i'd be pretty frickin surprised if you decided not to know what it was. The disguise is limited to enough to break up the ship's silhouette on any random sweep it might have passed through.

It's just the image that was funny.

2 things 1. it had one helluwa shock absorber/airbag
2. wheres the waitlist?

1. Yeah, spaceship airbags, plus the jury-rigged one shot dampeners, and the fact that the ground broke beneath the ship instead of stopping suddenly.

2. In my head.

Plus, what's the chance of a meteor evading the Giant's gravity, flying down through the atmosphere, flying through some trees, and landing on a ant-hill, intact without blowing up the entirety of the surrounding area?

Hitting the moon? Very VERY low, hence the reason they had to take a ten hour trip to make it look remotely real. Getting through Atmo, even lower. Flying through some trees, Good odds. The last is zilch were it not for the high-tech extras.

ASCII DRAW, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?



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Oh. Whoops. I thought you were subtly trying to tell us we weren't supposed to know what had happened. Sorry. ^^;
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Draignean

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I have decided to not use subtle anymore, it failed fairly miserably the last several times with wildly unpredictable results. :P

Edit: Ho Hum. Immediate Map is mostly there... Rolling for which room the ship punched into,

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Tell me child, how long has it been since your last confession?
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Taricus

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Ooohhhh, bathroom?, bedroom while it was occupied? Evil genius plotting moon domination?
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Tarran

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With a 4, I'd say right next to something awesome. Like the ant queen, or whatever was trying to screw with us earlier.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

Taricus

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But that isn't as fun.

Oh and I told talarion about the porn attack. He seemed to like it.
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"Yeah, I agree. I doubt he could've survived on his own in his current state...

Anyway, Ashley, I'm Captain Tarran. Captain of this rag-tag group of partial-failures-partial-heroes you see now. Pleased to meet you."


"Pleased to meent you too, i think, i am sorry to say i thought that that person over there" gesturing towards dom with head "was you're leader, what with the way she wass doing all the talking"
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You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!
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