Okay, let us ask a theoretical question. You're living in a hole in the ground, with defenses comprising of few dwarves barely able to figure wich way to hold a sword, with dead kobolds and bats lying all over the place. Suddenly, a noble walks up to you and says that you are the boss of the place because he has a hangover or something. What would one do?
Well, for me, that's a true story.
After crowning (No crown involved, we used an old cat leather cap) me the new overseer of Soothedarmors ( Not that I've seen armor around here), the dwarves tell me that I now have to keep a diary too. I tell them, as my first command, to stick diaries up their hairy arses. Well, apparently it's a tradition. So, meh.
12th. Malachite (( Do our turns end at the middle of the summer?)) [Wait I actually read the rules]
There are four things that need to be done.
1. Gather wood. We are out of it.
2. Assemble the militia to train.
3.Carve accommodation for the rest of the dwarves.
4.Appoint a chief medical dwarf. Somebody took my orders too seriously (Never, ever say "Bite me!" to a complainer anymore.) and build a hospital.
Somebody told me there was fighting in the caverns. Some genius had decided to build a loom there. And there are dead tanners everywhere. What, is there some anti-tanner movement going on or what?
24th. Malachite
Built memorials for the tanners and that kobold I killed because it had a funny name. Also, apparently we have no axes for woodcutters, and no wood to make axes to cut wood. I wonder how has our fort been going for so long.
3rd. Galena
Found logs hidden behind carpenter's workshop. We have finally begun harvesting.
7th. Galena.
Somebody told me that Devil-Ed or somebody is acting all weird and just skulking around. I wonder what he's up to. He apparently grabbed a slab of granite and some emeralds and stormed off to mason's place.
12th. Galena
Heard weird scratching noises while I was training, like somebody would be dragging something heavy across the floor. Went to investigate, and found that Deviled had made the hugest door with frickin' emerald spikes in it. I told him to put it to my room. He gladly obeyed, because he was suddenly all "Poverty is cool" or something. He even called the door The Misery of Fortunes. His loss.
13th. Galena
Broke my nose today because some genius thought engraving a picture of a door right next to the same door would be a great idea. Hngh. A goblin snatcher was spotted today. It shanked our surgeon to the hand. We're really going to need that hospital.
8th. Limestone
A kobold broke in and badly wounded a wrestler and shanked a recruit while I was taking a nap. I cleaved the bastard in two. Commisioned armor for all soldiers.
26th. Limestone
Catten, our wrestler, is back in action. Our medical dwarf had finally figured out how to use the mystical "Crutch." I declare today to be national holiday and commission the chief medical with a nice big medal.
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