1st. Moonstone
I hate winter. No caravans means no goblins means no killing means no fun.
2nd. Moonstone.
Dodók rushed to my office today.
"I've killed four goblins and that pesky troglodyte-type."
"Well, good for you." I replied.
"That means, I get a title!" He slammed his hand on my vintage golden table, scratching the paintwork.
Well, now we have guy called Sizzling cavity of entries. Sounds dirty, if you ask me.
Besides, blunt executioner of handles is much cooler title.
3rd. Moonstone
Tolyk will make a... Half revival. His right leg and left arm are just broken, and he will be able to join the crutch-cohort. Yaaay.
Also, here's a fine example of dwarven diplomacy.
"What will you have of our merchants?"
"Beer."
6th. Moonstone
Somebody kidnapped a baby. I have no idea how, where and when, nor that we had babies.
10th. Moonstone
The hallway really stinks of death. I believe it's Tolyk. He hasn't been able to bathe in weeks.
Somebody didn't make billon items for Billybobfred, so I stabbed random animal caretaker to death.
11th. Moonstone
The source of smell was a rotting goblin head in the brewery.
14th Moonstone
Devling got his beard stuck in the reloading mechanism of his crossbow, what I've heard.
Oh, and that animal caretaker I killed? He had befriended half of the fort. Good thing I'm the one with weapons.
1st. Opal
Had to put Tolyk out of the militia, due to his constant rambling of "I NEED EQUIPMENT, BUT ALAS, I AM WOUNDED."
I put someone to cower his job until he makes his recovery.
2nd. Opal
There was a goblin BBQ party going on, when suddenly a child stood up, eyes glowing and pronounced:
"Ach, like everybody knows, the axle of gyroscope tries to maintain its original position."
She then ran off. Huh. Tolyk is just idling around and moaning about his pain and sorrow. If I hadn't seen what she did to that giant bat I'd throw him to the cistern alongside the other dead people.
5th. Opal
Billybobfred finally has a makeshift office to hold his meetings. I think he's eyeing my golden furniture with I look I don't really like.
WAITWHAT HE AND RANDOM ARE DATING
11th. Opal
The kid made an ugly earring, which doesn't have any kind of aesthetic value. Only the sheer amount of materials pumped into it make it worth any time.
23rd. Obsidian
A kobold pops out. That's about as exciting as this season gets.
1st. Granite
Okay, that's it. No more overseering for me. I'm done with all the byrocratical whatnot and I seriously just want to kill people. Therefore, I will take a spear, throw it to the meeting hall and whoever gets hit will be the new overseer. Over and out.
Signed: Ex-Overseer Sworddwarf captain of the guard Baron Urist Baconeer the fifth, Blunt Executioner of Handles.
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