I've been trying to get a residence visa in the Czech Republic for a year and a half now. The bureaucratic system in this country is so labyrinthine that every time I think I've got it, some obstacle jumps in my way and I have to start over. I've made several trips back to the USA to buy myself more time to get this done. This time I thought for sure I finally had everything. I collected all my documents in December, but when I visited more offices in January to apply for various permits, I was told that suddenly everything had changed. Starting at the beginning of 2011, all the requirements and procedures are different. I've been trying to run around during the month of January, sorting everything out and getting back on track, but the more I learn, the more impossible it seems. Now I'm hearing that I have to buy new insurance for the next two years (about $1500 - 3x what I have in the bank right now), I have to "prove" that I earn 1.5x the average Czech salary (while in fact I earn far less than average - also I'm not even supposed to be working yet, so I can't legally provide proof of income anyway), and I even have to go back to the USA to apply instead of just leaving the country (the cost of which I simply cannot afford). I'm trying not to get completely hysterical about this, but my entire life is here. I have no friends in the USA and I'm not close with my family. I hated living there since I was a small child (no offense intended to Americans, it's just not the place for me) and I was overcome with depression until I moved to Europe. My friends are here, everything I know and love is here. But it's looking more and more like they're not going to let me stay. It seems the CZR is becoming like Western Europe, where it's impossible for Americans to get residence unless they work for a powerful international company or have relatives with European citizenship.
I'm growing hysterical here. I don't know what to do. I CANNOT return to my old life in the USA (in MA or RI, to be specific). The idea of leaving everyone and everything I love here makes me feel like crying even though it's not a certainty yet. I only have til the end of February to be here legally, and if I can't get a visa going, I need to figure out some other way.
One possibility would be to return to the USA over the summer (legal minimum of 3 months), work my ass off wherever I can find a job and save up as much money as possible. One way it is still relatively easy to get a visa here is by being a student. I could apply for an English-language master's program in this country (a much easier task than it is in the USA - most people who go to uni here get master's degrees) and stay as a student for 3 years. (I think after living here legally that long I can apply for permanent residence.) I can get private under-the-table work as an English teacher to pay my way. But I think the deadline for application for next year (for most schools) is the end of this month, so if I'm going to do that, I need to make a decision and do it soon.
Another possibility is to go back to the US for a full year or more and, as I said above, work my ass off saving up as much money as possible. Once I have enough saved, I could either pay or bribe my way to legal status (never thought I'd be grateful for the corruption of the Czech government). The problem with this is, I can't live where I lived before. I'd kill myself. Even when I've visited for only a few weeks since moving to Europe, I've been miserable and counting the days before I could return home to Prague.
My skills are all language-based. I can teach English as a foreign language (I have 3 years' experience with both children and adults and am universally recommended by all my students) - but I don't have any official "teaching" certification (my BA is in comparative literature). I can also translate German to English - but it's tough to find a real job doing this. Certainly there's a high demand for translation in the US and it's a lucrative job if you can get a job doing it, but most of the work is through online agencies. I've signed up for work through many of these, but there are so many people signed up through them that I've never gotten a single job offer. For translation, I'd have to work directly for a company who needs a consistent German-English translator. I'm also a good proofreader and writer, but like translation, this is a field where it's tough to get work. This is where I'd like some advice.
Does anyone have any recommendations on somewhere in the US I could live for a year or two and save up money? I WILL NOT work as a secretary again (or in any office where I'd have to constantly suck up to the boss), and I WILL NOT work in retail again. I'd rather starve to death in the gutter. I currently live in an unheated, windowless basement with an alcoholic DJ, so I'm used to a low standard of living (and I'd rather live in a shithole with low rent than a nice place that prevents me from saving any money). I prefer to live with men, and I prefer to live with artists. Does anyone have any tips on finding work in my field, and does anyone have any suggestions for good places to live in the US where I could find work and accommodation? I've heard a lot of cartoonists live in Chicago and maybe that's a cool place to live, but I'm also worried the creative market might be saturated there. I don't like big cities with huge skyscrapers and whatnot, so NYC is out.
Another option is to pick another country to live in for the next year. Europe is out because they hate Americans (at least on paper) in all of Europe now and it's impossible to get a visa. Asia has a huge market for American English teachers, and the pay is supposedly pretty high, but I hear there's a huge problem with air pollution in most of Asia and also I'd miss my European food oh-so-much. South America is also a possibility, but the pay is even lower than here and the idea of saving money (I'm still paying off student loans) is pretty close to out of the question.
I'm losing my shit here, so I'm open to any and all advice from this wonderful community. Thanks for reading all that guys, and thanks in advance for any advice you can offer.