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[Taricus]

"Just get in, atleast this has an aircon"

[Phantom]

"Look, I'm already in the car. I just don't like damn horseflies flying down my throat."

[Taricus]

"You've a bloody balaclava, stop bitching"

[Phantom]

"There's a damn fly on my eyeball right now, I don't got bloody goggles. Besides, what if a horsefly splats over my balaclava?"

[adwarf]

(( DO I have to get in the jeep ))

[Phantom]

(( DO I have to get in the jeep ))

((Just work your way in. Like a trooper that fell off the helicopter to join up.))

[adwarf]

The new recruit comes running up to the jeep. He trips on his untied shoes and says " Sorry I am late sir. " He jumps in the jeep and checks his shotgun making sure its working.

[Phantom]

"Hey, what kind of douche carries shotguns now? If someone has body armor that crappy buckshot of yours is useless. Incendiaries and Explosives are just to damn expensive and destructive. Go get a rifle, kid."

[Taricus]

"Could be slugs or flechette rounds, both of those work well, beside I don't think they'll have any armour over Level IIA"

[Phantom]

"With all due respect, I doubt insurgents armed with Kalashnikova's based on the AN wouldn't have body armor.

As for Shotguns, a nice old SPAS-12 with 12x76 darts are lovely for killing the American SWAT Officer. Uh, don't tell that to any Americans."

[Taricus]

"Ah don't worry, those fatasses wouldn't be able to do anything anyway, corporate immunity, benefit of working here."

[Phantom]

"Uh, you do realize they get more action than the SAS or OMON due to the fact America is all the rage with murder and various other crimes?"

[Taricus]

"Exactly, we have the moral high ground. And lower crime rates."

[Phantom]

"Australian, I am beginning to like the OMON more than you."

[Taricus]

"OMON?"