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[Max White]

31. I will not be born to a woman in military service.

[NW_Kohaku]

32.  I will consider it proper to hold meetings that are to take place in an office actually in that office, and not standing on the other side of the northwest wall, shouting through it at the diplomat.  This is especially true of the other end of the northwest wall happens to be outside.  During a siege.

[Uristocrat]

33.  I will not walk through !!fire!! no matter how wonderful the XXcave spider silk sockXX on the other side of it appears.

[NW_Kohaku]

33.  I will not walk through !!fire!! no matter how wonderful the XXcave spider silk sockXX on the other side of it appears.

Ummm....

12. !!XXSocksXX!! should probably be left alone.

[plisskin]

34. If on fire, I will not quench my sudden thirst with something violently explosive.

[Max White]

35. If I am order to take animals to the trade depo, I will take the animal and cage in the one trip.

[Flaede]

36 For that matter, I will not pick up cages with untamed things in them. ever. Nothing good will come of it.

37 I will learn to swim.

EDIT: 38 - If there is ever a fearsome beast tamed in my fortress and (foolishly) left free for adoption, it's mine.*

*cats need not apply.

[Jusman]

Here's hoping our dwarves never become sentient

[Urist Imiknorris]

33.  I will not walk through !!fire!! no matter how wonderful the XXcave spider silk sockXX on the other side of it appears.

Ummm....

12. !!XXSocksXX!! should probably be left alone.

There's a difference - in his, the sock itself doesn't have to be on fire to be ignored.

39. I will not approach fire of any sort, be it in the form of grass fires, burning items, or smoldering furniture.

[Jack A T]

40. I am to remember to collect more than one bolt before going hunting.

[NW_Kohaku]

41.  If I see a dwarf who killed a Forgotten Beast's eyes rot and fall out, I will stay true to the instinct in the back of my head that says that's really freakin' creepy, and will NOT rush out to give him hugs or high fives, no matter how much he may want them.  I will instead go back to my room and lock my door until the eye-rotting plague has passed.

42.  While I am at it, I will avoid rotting excretions of dead forgotten beasts like the Plague... because they probably carry the Plague.

[Flaede]

42.  While I am at it, I will avoid rotting excretions of dead forgotten beasts like the Plague... because they probably carry the Plague.

Good tip. What about fresh excretions of living forgotten beasts?

[Lovechild]

43. Despite the risk of minor injuries, I will pass through the danger room once in a while. The legendary dodger skill will come in handy when the tantrum spiral hits.

[Flaede]

43. Despite the risk of minor injuries, I will pass through the danger room once in a while. The legendary dodger skill will come in handy when the tantrum spiral hits.

what? not without some armor. And don't forget the helmet!

[Max White]

44. If only one sort of booze is to be found fr an extended period of time, I will be happyy there there is booze rather then complain about the lack of veriety.