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[TolyK]

45. In case of !!fire!! use common sense. Move z-levels.
46. If I feel a hot wall I will GTFO.

[Cyroth]

47. I will choose what fortress I migrate to acording to my own skills. I will not migrate to a fortress in a desert if I am a high master wood crafter, and I will not travel to a fortress located in a forest if I am a grand master glassmaker.

48. If I am only skilled in making cheese and/or soap I will use the time while traveling to lern something at least remotely useful... like wood crafter or carpenter.

[plisskin]

49. If a fellow dwarf begins walking towards me from a workshop, bellowing and laughing with a murderous look in his eyes, I will immediately go to the barracks.

[NW_Kohaku]

50. If I am lucky enough to be exempt from the economy or rich enough to afford plenty of nice things, I will remember that my cabinets and chests are containers, meant for storing my nice things when I am not using them.  I will not throw my collection of goblets and dirty laundry on the floor in the common areas while forbidding anyone else from ever touching them until the only recourse is to just magma flood the residential block simply to clean all the crap we dwarves have left behind..

[Urist Imiknorris]

47. I will choose what fortress I migrate to acording to my own skills. I will not migrate to a fortress in a desert if I am a high master wood crafter, and I will not travel to a fortress located in a forest if I am a grand master glassmaker.

My fort needs glassmakers, and I am in a forest.

48. If I am only skilled in making cheese and/or soap I will use the time while traveling to lern something at least remotely useful... like wood crafter or carpenter.

51. I will learn a better trade than woodcrafting. Like weaponsmithing.

[Twistolation]

52. I will not bowl that pissed ettin over our wall into our dining room

[NW_Kohaku]

53.  I will take my drinking break, meal break, and nap break in the incredibly ample time BEFORE I am needed at the trading depot.

54.  For that matter, it is generally considered "rude" and "undiplomatic" to force a diplomat to follow you around when you go catch a bite to eat, watch over you sleeping, or watch you take a restroom break or whatever it is you are doing that you obviously consider more important than actually meeting with the king's representative.

[Max White]

55. If an item I dearly love is destroyed, I will accept that these things happen and move on.
56. If a person I love is destroyed, I will hide in my room for a month to avoid any spirals.

[Karakzon]

57. i will learn how to weild an axe and learn my fighting skills to legendary status
58. i will wear any and all adamantine armour or clothing that i can.
59. i will dual weild said axes so if i ever lose the use of one arm, i can still fight back.

[Jack A T]

60. Ignore orders to dig through other dwarves' masterpiece engravings.  Even if the gems behind them are valuable, dying will prevent that from being useful.

[NW_Kohaku]

59. I will learn how to tongue-wield an axe so that if i ever lose the use of both arms, i can still fight back.

I fixed that for you.

[V12US]

61. That mountain goat on the cliff is not really a threat at the moment. I should probably finish this protective outer wall, instead of fleeing in terror.

62. Yes, this bed is the nearest, but I should probably go and sleep in my own room, before the tantruming mayor returns to his quarters.

63. I shall never pet the burning cat.

[Max White]

62(Heritage listed). I will accept that after several months of tryig to wrestle a zombie, and have broken off all of it's limbs, I should give up on it.

[Darvi]

65. As the chief medical dorf, I will actually diagnose and heal my comrades.

[Karakzon]

64. i will ignore rule 64.