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Author Topic: Jagged Tooth Dungeon [Round 1]  (Read 14750 times)

Willfor

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Re: Jagged Tooth Dungeon [Round 1]
« Reply #165 on: February 06, 2011, 02:04:20 pm »
Sanjeliza: It's too bad, because I am quite delicious. So you're the big thing we're supposed to be avoiding?
Dragon: What? No, I just came with the forest. I've been tracking the bear since before we got shunted into this fucking dungeon.
Cleric: Congratulations on taking up so much of our time. So which wing are we going to break, right or left?
Dragon: Hey, I'm not doing giving you useful information!
Cleric: I didn't think you were...
Dragon: I'll feel a lot better telling you about the boss if I'm whole. After all, I've got to run away from her too!
Sanjeliza: You'll slow her down for us.
Dragon: That'll be hard for me to do anyway.
Elf: You won't fight her?
Dragon: That's beside the point. She's standing right over there, where your boat is.
Sanjeliza: ... I can't see out boat.
Dragon: I can.

A shrill voice from the darkness: Little maggots stole my bear trap...
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In the wells of livestock vans with shells and garden sands /
Iron mixed with oxygen as per the laws of chemistry and chance /
A shape was roughly human, it was only roughly human /
Apparition eyes / Apparition eyes / Knock, apparition, knock / Eyes, apparition eyes /

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Re: Jagged Tooth Dungeon [Round 1]
« Reply #166 on: February 06, 2011, 02:06:10 pm »
So it was her trap. Well she can have it back. In her face. If she has one. Once we see her that is.
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Re: Jagged Tooth Dungeon [Round 1]
« Reply #167 on: February 06, 2011, 02:07:00 pm »
Errr.  The Dragon was a mundane encounter- the boss will likely be much harder.  I saw we get a running start, now.  Leave the Dragon on the floor as we bolt out of here.  Retrieve the trap if possible.

> Abscond with trap
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Re: Jagged Tooth Dungeon [Round 1]
« Reply #168 on: February 06, 2011, 02:14:17 pm »
run away bring dragon with you and hold trap very very tightly
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Re: Jagged Tooth Dungeon [Round 1]
« Reply #169 on: February 06, 2011, 02:46:15 pm »
2 vs 1
Quote from: squeakyReaper on February 06, 2011, 02:07:00 pm
> Abscond with trap
The trap is retrieved, the elf and cleric both hop on the bear's back, and everyone tries to move as fast as they possibly can away from where the shrill voice was coming from. The dragon doesn't try to run away from you, but follows along.

Cleric: Why the hell are you following us?
Dragon: If she decides to follow me, I'm fucked. At least if I follow you guys we'll all be fucked.

The elf starts healing people on the way. The bear first, and Sanjeliza second. He doesn't heal the dragon though.

A minute after they started running, Sanjeliza suddenly feels the ground come out from under her. A quick flap of her wings allows her to escape the trap she almost fell into. It looks like a spiked pit, but she doesn't stick around long enough to investigate it further.

Dragon: This whole place is full of traps.
Sanjeliza: She couldn't have had enough time to set them up.
Dragon: Haste and Time Stop. The lich wanted her to prep the field.
Cleric: I could go for some Paste and Talk Stop right about now. Coincidentally, both of them for your mouth!

Another minute or so goes by, and everyone hears an explosion. Herrina is screaming, her gown is smoking from the hem up to her knees. The elf moves in to start healing.

Elf: This shrapnel's resistant! I have to take it out before I can heal with magic!
Cleric: Fuuuuuuuuck getitout!

Sanjeliza and the Dragon both see ravens in the air by the dim swordlight. The ravens start landing in the trees around them.
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In the wells of livestock vans with shells and garden sands /
Iron mixed with oxygen as per the laws of chemistry and chance /
A shape was roughly human, it was only roughly human /
Apparition eyes / Apparition eyes / Knock, apparition, knock / Eyes, apparition eyes /

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Re: Jagged Tooth Dungeon [Round 1]
« Reply #170 on: February 06, 2011, 02:50:57 pm »
The Cleric is necessary.  Running away means losing her.  And then we'd just be picked off one by one.  Dragon, how are you feeling?  Other than completely messed up from us kicking your ass.  I say attacking the Ravens themselves are useless, but it's probably a sign...  Elf, patch up the cleric.  Dragon, stick by and try to guard them.  Us?  Watch the hell out.
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Re: Jagged Tooth Dungeon [Round 1]
« Reply #171 on: February 06, 2011, 02:52:02 pm »
count ravens
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Re: Jagged Tooth Dungeon [Round 1]
« Reply #172 on: February 06, 2011, 03:10:15 pm »
The elf looks like he's successfully picking pieces of metal out of Herrina's legs.

Sanjeliza: What do you know about this Huntress?
Dragon: She likes making people feel helpless, and then tortures them to death. She left the bear in the water scarred. I think she's mostly run out of things to kill on this floor. She doesn't move very fast, so I've just kept flying since I got here. Until I saw you guys and got hungry.

The elf pulls a rather large piece out while Herrina bites down on the handle of her mace.

Sanjeliza: Ever since we beat you I've been feeling a lot more magically inclined. Do you have any answer for that?
Rapier: Actually, that's a dungeon effect. It makes you stronger every time you beat the lich's games.
Dragon: I'm not a game!
Rapier: Sorry!
Longsword: He's not sorry. I think you should eat him.
Dragon: I don't eat metal. That's my breath's job.
Longsword: You said it, not me.

Elf: Ugh, this piece isn't coming out!
Cleric: You're allowed to swear you fucking pointy eared bastard!
Elf: Fudge, this piece isn't coming out!

Dragon: I see her...
Elf: Got it!

The elf pumps the Cleric with enough healing to walk, and they start running again.


After a minute, they see a tower with candles burning in the windows.

Dragon: That's never been there before.
Sangeliza: What does that sign say on it?
Dragon: "Third floor entrance, this way."
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In the wells of livestock vans with shells and garden sands /
Iron mixed with oxygen as per the laws of chemistry and chance /
A shape was roughly human, it was only roughly human /
Apparition eyes / Apparition eyes / Knock, apparition, knock / Eyes, apparition eyes /

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Re: Jagged Tooth Dungeon [Round 1]
« Reply #173 on: February 06, 2011, 03:12:34 pm »
The lich said we were being hunted, and we didn't want to meet her.  So I don't want to meet her.

> Exit floor

I say that we beat the game for this floor when we don't fight the Hunter.
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Re: Jagged Tooth Dungeon [Round 1]
« Reply #174 on: February 06, 2011, 03:45:36 pm »
that sign is obviously a trap. send the dragon out first.
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Re: Jagged Tooth Dungeon [Round 1]
« Reply #175 on: February 06, 2011, 07:33:05 pm »
> Sanjeliza: Give in, declare the dragon a full member of the party, get elf to heal dragon.
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Re: Jagged Tooth Dungeon [Round 1]
« Reply #176 on: February 06, 2011, 08:12:36 pm »
Quote from: Armok on February 06, 2011, 07:33:05 pm
> Sanjeliza: Give in, declare the dragon a full member of the party, get elf to heal dragon.

Oddly enough I agree with Armok
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Re: Jagged Tooth Dungeon [Round 1]
« Reply #177 on: February 07, 2011, 05:00:54 pm »
The dragon flies into the tower, and comes back moments later. Everyone has continued to run, the dragon is just much faster.

Dragon: The portal is in there, but there's other stuff too! The whole thing is filled with explosives, and a long fuse!
Sanjeliza: A lit fuse!?
Dragon: No! I think it's a way to seal the portal behind us so the Huntress can't follow!

The team reaches the entrance to the tower.
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In the wells of livestock vans with shells and garden sands /
Iron mixed with oxygen as per the laws of chemistry and chance /
A shape was roughly human, it was only roughly human /
Apparition eyes / Apparition eyes / Knock, apparition, knock / Eyes, apparition eyes /

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Re: Jagged Tooth Dungeon [Round 1]
« Reply #178 on: February 07, 2011, 05:11:38 pm »
take some explosives, for later use, and go through!
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Re: Jagged Tooth Dungeon [Round 1]
« Reply #179 on: February 07, 2011, 05:16:01 pm »
Quote from: Ricky on February 07, 2011, 05:11:38 pm
take some explosives, for later use, and go through!

Make sure it is the other party members, and not you, holding the explosives. I think having explosives is more important than not being chased by a slow and lumbering threat.
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