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[Argembarger]

Cthulhu is the horrid offspring of a mind flayer and an aboleth.

[Max White]

Would have been one hell of a night. 

[Cthulhu]

I am unfamiliar with whatever system that is.

For reference, is a human size 1?

Humans are size 2.

[Darvi]

Behold!

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The mist obscures her completely, before parting to reveal a hideous apparition. It's got more fangs and tentacles than an anime convention. You feel vaguely like a Japanese schoolgirl.
"Behold my true form, adventurer, and behold it well, for it is the last thing you will ever behold!"
"Hold on a minute," you say. "I'm not beholden to behold anything, you hideous creature!"
"You found me beautiful, once..." she says.
"Honey, you got real ugly. Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"

[DJ]

I'm rather fond of Slaads.

[Darvi]

Who isn't?

[Earthquake Damage]

Behold!

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...
"You found me beautiful, once..." she says.
"Honey, you got real ugly. Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"

♥ Army of Darkness

[Darvi]

Behold!

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...
"You found me beautiful, once..." she says.
"Honey, you got real ugly. Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"

♥ Army of Darkness

And that's not even the boss' real true form.

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Yeah, it's a sausage. A sausage that attacks with soap!.