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[Megaman]

I didn't, because my dementia made me think Ta' didn't post. I'll update him next turn.

[NightS]

Gather the mercs and tell them to do better their work and to stop persuading merchants. Also tell them that, if they do their work well, i will hire them indefinitely as high rank soldiers. After the speech to the mercs, go tell the king your efforts

[Ahra]

spend 1500 (going to regret this probably ) on atleast SOME kind of healthcare.

[NightS]

Middle age healthcare ina  low fantasy setting? Blood everywhere if you roll badly

[Ahra]

let me add this IF MY ******* DOCTORS kill more than two people when trying to learn then they are fired (to avoid mass slaughter).

[Knave]

Only the highest quality leeches and bone saws for Ahra!

[Ahra]

if you get poisoned well lets see what doctor i send to you 

[Megaman]

NOTES:1 honorable artifact= 2 honor
If you want to do anything you wish the other lords don't find out, PM me and unless you get found out, none will know. Any money used will be recorded under your other actions on the turn.

Spoiler: Turn 2 (click to show/hide)

VERSUS ROLL
Adwarf[1]
Dwarmin[4]
Dwarmin allows Adwarf to outbid him horribly the first few times, then Dwarmin takes the rest of the artifacts with little competition!
Dwarmin obtains three artifacts, and Adwarf gets one.
ADWARF
-1K
+1 honorable artifact(2 honor)
-1 honor(lost the roll)
Now known as auction fool

DWARMIN
-1.5K
+3 honorable artifacts(6 honor)
+1 honor(Won the monetary duel!)
Now known as auction ace

Adwarf
[5] you get fairly decent knights for 1K, however Dwarmin overshadows you again with his better ones. [6] You get decent knights to patrol your lands, but the other knights think this is your way of mocking them with so many knights!
Knight patrol get!(4 honor, slight knight resentment with this in your fief, slight peasant and merchant respect with this in your fief)
Knight escort get!(3 honor, -1 from being overshadowed)
Honorable artifact get!(2 honor)
-4K(including versus roll)
-1 honor(versus roll)
+3K from fiefs this turn
Coffers: 3K
Honor:12(8(This isn't the cool emote you stupid board!))
Fiefs: 5
Assets: Knight escort(inferior to Dwarmin)(2 honor)
Honorable artifact(1 honor)
In fief: Knight patrol(4 honor, slight knight annex, slight peasant and merchant respect gain)
Political modifiers: slight knight respect slight merchant respect, slight peasant respect
Auction fool

Tarcius
[2]You wipe out several, but a few declare war and attack with their personal armies!! [2] The king only sends a few extra royal soldiers to help you [4] fortunately, you got enough soldiers to fight yourself anyway! [4] You steamroll most of the officials but in the FINAL BATTTLLLEEEEE you get in a duel! [6] You swiftly chop the knave's(not you lord knave) head off, but in your sweep of awesome you destroy a honorable artifact. Bummer! [6] Also you appoint new, uncorrupt, competent officials. But, the king doesn't like the way they walk so the one honor from this is lost. Also your fiefs operate more smoothly now.
-3K(war campaigns are expensive)
+10 honor(eliminating the filth is very honorable indeed)
Slight peasant respect
Now known as corruption crusader
+1K a turn from fiefs
+2K from fiefs this turn
Coffers: 1K
Honor:9
Fiefs:5
Politcal modifiers: slight peasant respect
Corruption crusader

Dwarmin
[4] Most of the court is pleased with the jesting power of your jesting jester.
[4] The corrupt nobles take the money and start working to better you. [2] Though the peasants blame you for all the corruption after they find out
3 honorable artifacts get(6 honor)
Now known as auction ace
-2K
+3 honor
-2 honor(Corruption lacks honor)
Peasant disrespect
+1K a turn from fiefs(corruption has ways of making money)
+2K from fiefs this turn
Coffers: 3.5K
Honor: 14(11)
Fiefs: 5
Assets: Knight escort(5 honor)
3 honorable artifacts(6 honor)
In fiefs: Bought corrupt officials, +1K profit, peasant resent
Political modifiers: Peasant resentment
Auction wolf

Knave
[1] You end up destroying several roads and issuing shoddy tools.
-2K
-.25K a turn
-2 honor
Peasants and merchants despise you
+.75K from fiefs this turn
Coffers: 3.75K
Honor: -2!
Fiefs: 5
Political modifiers: Peasant despise, merchant despise.

Jack AT
[1] They all end up in the hands of, heh, corrupt officials.
[5] You kill all the officials and replace them before word gets out
[3] The new officials don't give any advantages or disadvantages.
[1] You can't reap the spoils of killing the officials without word getting out, no honor increase.
-2.5K
+1K from fiefs this turn
Coffers: 4.5K
Honor: 1
Fiefs: 5
humorous human resource manager

Tarran
[4] GOLD GOLD GOLD! WE STRUCK GGGGOOOLLLLDDDD
GGGOGOOOLLADOPSJKAFIOSDGJVIOs- err, gold deposits found in your fiefs!
-1K this turn
+3 honor, HONORABLE GOLD!
+1K from fiefs this turn
Coffers: 6K
Honor: 6
Fiefs: 5
Bold speaker

NightS
[5] OI YOU **** DO I HAVE TO ***** STICK MY ARMOR UP YOUR**** YOU **** ***** ******'s! YOU ARE ALL WORTHLESS BUCKETS OF ***** I WILL ***** YOU ***** WIFE ***** ********* POTATO ***** **************************!!!!!!! Your mercs are in shock and awe by your extreme vocabulary. Also you forget about the promotion part but they get the message. They now make your fiefs operate 1K more smoothly.
Now known as *******
+5 honor(*********)
+1K from fiefs a turn
+2K from fiefs this turn
Coffers: 5.5K
Honor: 7
Fiefs: 5
In fiefs: Mercs that actually do their ***** job
Political modifiers: Slight peasant respect
Merchants despise you
*******

Ahra
[5] They kill no one and actually save people and animals. Respect from everyone
-1.5K
Everyone respects you
Actually working medieval health care get!
+7 honor
+0.5K a turn
+1.5K
Coffers:1.5K
Honor:2
Fiefs:5
Big risk taker
In fiefs: Shoddy Police force
Actually working medieval health care

King's Health report: [2] The king is slowly starting to get weaker from age, but [4] Ahra's health care saves him a health point! +1 honor next turn
Health:18
King's patience report: [3] The king gets slightly less patient
Patience:18

[adwarf]

Give 1k for buying food and homes for my people, 1k for the knights to buy better stuff and 1k to build statues in honor of the King

[NightS]

Tell the merchants that i´m sorry about what happened the other day and give them as much money as necessary to repair their shops. Also, make a comical poem abaout what happened with the mercs. Now my title is Lord Nights the ++++++ (change + for asterisks, my pc doesnt work and i´m doing this from my phone and it doesnt have that key)

[Jack A T]

Spend 1500 coinythings on SCIENCE!

[Knave]

Argh, two 1's in a row >.<, just my luck!

All his plans had gone horribly wrong! Lord Knave must make this right before something worse happens!

Spend what is needed to repair the roads and then throw a large Spring Festival, inviting one and all for much fun, merriment and most importantly, ale!

[Tarran]

Try to convince the king that a gold-crafting industry will gain the kingdom a lot of money.

[Taricus]

Improve farming techniques

[Dwarmin]

I spend 1000 zorkmids making the greatest ale brewery IN THE KINGDOM, Which wil supply the spring festival, for free. Free ale for the all!
Name the vintage in honor of the king!

Spend another 1500 constructing a high tech security dungeon to store my honorable artifacts, complete with obnoxious pit traps, dragons, mimic chests, crushing walls and mace wielding skeletons.

Lord Dwarmin stroked his Egypsium Emerald Cat Statue he nicked from Lord Adwarf with glee.
"Hmm, Let's see if you really *can* predict the future..."

No, no, NO! TOO MUCH BUTTER!