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Author Topic: Ye Olde Texte Adventure  (Read 12689 times)

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #45 on: January 28, 2011, 04:34:35 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on January 28, 2011, 04:17:41 pm
Honestly people, is it that hard to stop reading TV Tropes?
cancels answer reading tropes.
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« Reply #46 on: January 28, 2011, 04:57:29 pm »
Thou ought go to the Smithe and ask of his Wares and select for thyself a fine Weapon of Iron or of Steel.
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« Reply #47 on: January 28, 2011, 05:01:06 pm »
>Thou ought go to the Smithe and ask of his Wares and select for thyself a fine Weapon of Iron or of Steel.
The Smithe, being more sensible, kicks ye oute of his shoppe until thy is properly clothed for a smithery.

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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #48 on: January 28, 2011, 05:02:01 pm »
>Buyeth some clothes. You nudist.
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« Reply #49 on: January 28, 2011, 05:06:27 pm »
>Buyeth some clothes. You nudist.
Thyself is not offended by names, but agrees. Thou is now MEDIEVALLY CLOTHED again, yet penniless. Alas, twould be pointless to go back into yonder SMITHERY now. Yonder beastie hath not seemed to have movest at all, you wonder if it tis only a model.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #50 on: January 28, 2011, 05:08:23 pm »
> Traineth thyself to shoot MEDIEVAL LASER BEAMS from thy eyes. Fry yonder beastie to a crispe.
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« Reply #51 on: January 28, 2011, 05:08:50 pm »
>NEET: Get a job.
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« Reply #52 on: January 28, 2011, 05:09:15 pm »
Ye already is employed. Did thy head-voice forget about thy quest?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #53 on: January 28, 2011, 05:09:49 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on January 28, 2011, 05:08:50 pm
>NEET: Get a job.
Why didnst I thinketh of that?
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #54 on: January 28, 2011, 05:10:29 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on January 28, 2011, 05:09:15 pm
NEET?
Not Employed, in Education or Training.
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« Reply #55 on: January 28, 2011, 05:12:51 pm »
Thou should not sally forth to combat yon Beast lest thou hast a Weapon. Go forth into the Foreste and select for thy self a sturdy Bludgeone of Woode from a Tree. Then, and only then, should thou consider to travelle to the Castle.
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« Reply #56 on: January 28, 2011, 05:16:24 pm »
>Traineth thyself to shoot MEDIEVAL LASER BEAMS from thy eyes. Fry yonder beastie to a crispe.
Thou attempts to shoot light from thy eyes through thy Telescoping monacle and half-blinds thyself. Thou can no longer see in thy right eye. Ye shift ye monacle over.

Thy Inventory:
Cheap Telescoping Monacle

Thy Status:
Blind in thy right eye. But ye is not dead yet!

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« Last Edit: January 28, 2011, 05:20:14 pm by Aklyon »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #57 on: January 28, 2011, 05:22:12 pm »
>Developeth magical healing prowess and healeth thy right eye.
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« Reply #58 on: January 28, 2011, 05:26:54 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on January 28, 2011, 05:22:12 pm
>Developeth magical healing prowess and healeth thy right eye.
Thou cannae heal that whiche no longer existest. Thou also lacketh the holy magic to do so.

(You guys burned his eye out with a laser by accident, theres not really enough to heal.)
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #59 on: January 28, 2011, 05:40:54 pm »
>Weareth an eyepatch. Intimidateth merchants into handing their goods to you with thy piratey looks.
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