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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #90 on: January 29, 2011, 06:58:55 pm »
>Accepteth quest to spyeth upon something
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #91 on: January 29, 2011, 07:00:23 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on January 29, 2011, 06:58:55 pm
>Accepteth quest to spyeth upon something
Religion? (I'd ask for province instead, but we only know but one of them right now.)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #92 on: January 29, 2011, 08:10:27 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on January 29, 2011, 07:00:23 pm
Quote from: Darvi on January 29, 2011, 06:58:55 pm
>Accepteth quest to spyeth upon something
Religion? (I'd ask for province instead, but we only know but one of them right now.)
> Spyeth for the Vegelites!
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #93 on: January 29, 2011, 09:42:18 pm »
Thou art now a knave of the most spyeth kind. Thy Telescoping Monacle sits in yonder rivale's pockete, a teste before thou is Bequested with thy Quest.

Thou art in the VEGELITE CAPITAL. Thou head-voices doth not need to shout its name, though. Thy rivale's current name be BENNIS, her previous disguised name having been Ayola.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #94 on: January 29, 2011, 10:18:40 pm »
Slayeth Bennis ande taketh thy Telescopinge Monacle backe!
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« Reply #95 on: January 29, 2011, 10:24:19 pm »
>Slayeth Bennis ande taketh thy Telescopinge Monacle backe!
Bennis avoideth thy backstabe, and laugheths at ye.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #96 on: January 29, 2011, 10:26:58 pm »
Destroye thy Heade-Voicese! Theye have drivene ye to madness!
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #97 on: January 29, 2011, 10:38:26 pm »
>Destroye thy Heade-Voicese! Theye have drivene ye to madness!
Thou attemptests to destroy thy head-voices by headbutting thy opponente, and ende up with Bennis' knife in thy head for thy trouble.

Thou art dead.
Deaths: 2

Thy rivale is on the other side of yonder Towne now and thy monocle is likely have beene sold to Jim by nowe. Forsooth!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #98 on: January 29, 2011, 10:40:01 pm »
Retrieveth thy anarchistic monocle frome Jim!
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #99 on: January 29, 2011, 10:57:42 pm »
Jim demandeth thou to accept yon SUBQUEST if thou wanteth thy monacle. (or golde if thy monacle doth be solde before ye be back hither.) Yon SUBQUEST is for thy to pay off thy debt to he, in golde, however gotten. Doth thou accept SUBQUEST?
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« Reply #100 on: January 29, 2011, 11:07:45 pm »
Accepteth thy Jim's SUBQUESTE, and stealeth the golde from yonder townsfolk usinge thy MOST REMARKABLE SNEAKINESSE.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #101 on: January 29, 2011, 11:20:58 pm »
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>Accepteth thy Jim's SUBQUESTE, and stealeth the golde from yonder townsfolk usinge thy MOST REMARKABLE SNEAKINESSE.
Thou retrieves thy neighbors metal bucketful of gold, and is struck by lightning on thy way to Jim. Ow-eth. Thou is now painfully burnt, Ow-eth. Ye monacle is now back with ye, though, and thus Ye are Bequested. Ye must spy on yon spy in thy enemy's enemy, the Cucumber Revolutionaries.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #102 on: January 30, 2011, 07:53:41 am »
Useth ye thy ANARCHISTIC TELESCOPINGE MONOCLE to spyeth upone BENNIS.
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« Reply #103 on: January 30, 2011, 09:00:41 am »
>Useth ye thy ANARCHISTIC TELESCOPINGE MONOCLE to spyeth upone BENNIS.
Bennis be not nearbye, ye cannae spyeth on her.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #104 on: January 30, 2011, 09:06:59 am »
Findeth Bennis at once, usinge thy MOSTE REMARKABLE SNEAKINESSE to hide.
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