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Author Topic: Ye Olde Texte Adventure  (Read 12694 times)

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #75 on: January 28, 2011, 08:14:59 pm »
Quote from: ibot66 on January 28, 2011, 08:05:41 pm
Nae!
Quote from: Darvi on January 28, 2011, 08:10:17 pm
Nay! Thou shalt not anger the local religions!
(Any votes for yes? one more for nay and guy who has not been named yet (does he need a name?) will stay a Fruitasant, and will be kicked out of yon church. The other local religion (not counting other possible splinter groups met elsewhere) is the Vegelites, who are currently planning jihad against the Fruitasants.)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #76 on: January 28, 2011, 08:31:11 pm »
Dost the Fruitasants haveth a priest from whom we may commissione an eye?
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #77 on: January 28, 2011, 08:43:39 pm »
Quote from: Gatleos on January 28, 2011, 08:31:11 pm
Dost the Fruitasants haveth a priest from whom we may commissione an eye?
In a different Towne, yes.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #78 on: January 28, 2011, 08:56:01 pm »
Goe forthe to yondere towne!
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #79 on: January 28, 2011, 09:18:52 pm »
Ye know not where yonder Other Towne be.
Ye know that the Cucumber Revolutionists be planning to spy on Vegelite capital to make better relations with their former fruitmates, though. Ye coulde do thate and be roundaboute in ye returnin'.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #80 on: January 28, 2011, 09:58:35 pm »
(Hmm.. I wonder if this would work.. time for mischief. :D )

>format c:
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #81 on: January 28, 2011, 10:10:43 pm »
>format c:\
Error: Program not an admin CLI.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #82 on: January 28, 2011, 10:27:53 pm »
Hmm..

>UP DOWN UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT A B A B
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« Reply #83 on: January 28, 2011, 10:33:32 pm »
>UP DOWN UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT A B A B
Deaths changed to -29.
Error: Negative death count. Resetting to zero.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #84 on: January 28, 2011, 11:24:41 pm »
So this game even knows when you're trying to use the Konami Code but using it wrong? This is the most advanced text parser of all time.
> XYZZY
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #85 on: January 28, 2011, 11:38:45 pm »
Quote from: Gatleos on January 28, 2011, 11:24:41 pm
So this game even knows when you're trying to use the Konami Code but using it wrong? This is the most advanced text parser of all time.
> XYZZY
No, it just noticed you completely broke the death counter and fixed itself. if you type >KONAMI CODE it tells you something different.
>XYZZY
Nothing Happens!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #86 on: January 28, 2011, 11:44:37 pm »
>Uttereth thou the worde XYZZY (ande maketh sure thate thou pronouncese ite as ZAI-ZAI)
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« Reply #87 on: January 29, 2011, 04:59:12 pm »
> Poundere uppone ye futuristicke codees.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #88 on: January 29, 2011, 06:02:17 pm »
> For the Vegelites! Poundeth those who may resiste into a fine paste!
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #89 on: January 29, 2011, 06:56:22 pm »
> Poundere uppone ye futuristicke codees.
Thou doth Pondere.

> For the Vegelites! Poundeth those who may resiste into a fine paste!
Thou believes thy head-voice is a Vegelite spy, and poundeths thyself.

You have killed thyself. That won't help ye!
Deaths: 1 (again)
Shall we switch to a strangely identical-yet-different-religiously-and-in-other-ways-as-well? Or nay?
Spoiler: Religions nearby (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Quests nearby (click to show/hide)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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