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[Evergod41]

Beateth upon townefolk with your woode.

Attacheth your socks to increaseth your damage potential.

[Aklyon]

>Raideth the dwellings of the townsfolk for loot
Yonder guardsmen are not of the lazy village typeth, and ye are nay sneake, nor doth thou have any items of value to bribeth withe.
Continue?

>Put on the socks to be slightly more dignified.
Thy fellow townspeople laugh at thy silly dressing of only socks. Ye remove thy socks again.

>Beateth upon townefolk with your woode.
Doth thou wish to incur the wrath of yonder (possibly drunk) village men?!

>_

[ibot66]

Nae!

[Gatleos]

> Proceed to the field outside town and beateth yonder beastie with thy woode. Claimeth thy reward.

[AntiAntiMatter]

>Slayeth yonder drunken fooles with the horrific qualitie of thy olde Englishe and thy woodene boarde and sockes 

[Megaman]

Yes we shall steal tingz!

[Aklyon]

>Slayeth yonder drunken fooles with the horrific qualitie of thy olde Englishe and thy woodene boarde and sockes 

They nae be mad yet, ye have not beat any townsfolk with ye woode yet, nor have ye beat any townsfolk with your woodene boarde.

Attempt woode-ing?

[vadia]

retire

[Stone Wera]

>Nay

>Enter shoppe

>Sell socks

>Buy another random item

[Grek]

Sirrah, methinks it most veritable to say that to assay to slay thy fellows by might of arms would make of thou a coxcomb and a braggart, for thou have not such might and, withal, to assay to slay these slubberdegullious sorts by artifice and stealth would mark thee a varlet and a knave of the most pusillanimous sort. I advise and adjure thou, for the nounce, to repair to the forest and to thither find a coney hare, strike it dead, and anon return hither with the carcass and sell it for a price of multitudious sovereigns. Be thee aware, however, lest the sheriff gaze upon thou and proclaim a deadly doom upon thy head, and declare to all that thou art a poacher and a mountebank.

[Gatleos]

Sirrah, methinks it most veritable to say that to assay to slay thy fellows by might of arms would make of thou a coxcomb and a braggart, for thou have not such might and, withal, to assay to slay these slubberdegullious sorts by artifice and stealth would mark thee a varlet and a knave of the most pusillanimous sort. I advise and adjure thou, for the nounce, to repair to the forest and to thither find a coney hare, strike it dead, and anon return hither with the carcass and sell it for a price of multitudious sovereigns. Be thee aware, however, lest the sheriff gaze upon thou and proclaim a deadly doom upon thy head, and declare to all that thou art a poacher and a mountebank.

[Hugehead]

>Get ye flask.

[Aklyon]

>Get ye flask.

Ye can't get ye flask! It be ineth the handse of that knave who stoleth your thingse.

[Iituem]

Having stopped upon a smalle hille, ye doth see the beast ye had been sente to killeth standing on a balcony of yonder Castle over the next hill. But the nearby Towne is interesting as welleth.

Thou hast been summoned to slay yonder princess?!


Go forth, slay thy coney hares and risk the sherriff's wrath for ye poaching.

[Armok]

> Findeth knave who stoleth your thingse.Taketh thou thingse backe.