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Author Topic: Ye Olde Texte Adventure  (Read 12693 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #105 on: January 30, 2011, 09:18:05 am »

>Findeth Bennis at once, usinge thy MOSTE REMARKABLE SNEAKINESSE to hide.
BENNIS be nae in this Towne. Thou shouldeth probably starteth thy queste before Jim noticest thy bucket was half-empty.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #106 on: January 30, 2011, 06:27:06 pm »

> Ingnoure tiis dneise
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #107 on: January 31, 2011, 05:07:18 pm »

Ye ignore it.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #108 on: January 31, 2011, 05:25:12 pm »

> Use thy powers to transformeth into THY HUNGRY BEHEMOTH and sprout wings from thy back! Thou shall ruleth yon kingdom with thy power!
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Aklyon

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #109 on: January 31, 2011, 05:30:15 pm »

Thou lacketh the mana to doeth thate.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #110 on: January 31, 2011, 05:33:31 pm »

>Restoreth Mana. Then channeleth it.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #111 on: January 31, 2011, 05:37:36 pm »

Thou lacketh mana. Thou art a rogue, nae a wizard. Thou coulde threatene a wizarde to helpeth, moste likely. Or be set aflame for thy attempt.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #112 on: January 31, 2011, 05:38:11 pm »

> Findeth yon Secret of Mana and use thy knowledge of XVI-bit Roleplayinge Recreational Devices to findeth thy mana!
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #113 on: January 31, 2011, 05:46:41 pm »

Seeketh the locale Magese Guilde, and geteth thy traininge in magike frome yondere mages by completinge side questes, untile thou arte the most powerfule wizarde in thy Realm!
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #114 on: January 31, 2011, 05:51:11 pm »

Thy local Mages Guild? Yonder Guild be lackinge in doors or windows. Ye wonder how yon wizards geteth in.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #115 on: January 31, 2011, 05:52:44 pm »

Walk through the wall which obviously isn't really there.
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« Reply #116 on: January 31, 2011, 05:54:00 pm »

Findeth ye a strangere at the locale inne whoe maye giveth ye a sidequeste to earneth the secrete of the waye intoe the guilde halle.
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Aklyon

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #117 on: January 31, 2011, 05:57:08 pm »

Ye walk into the walls. They refuse to be any less solid than any other walls. Yet thyself doth sees a wizarde do the same, and go througheth.

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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #118 on: January 31, 2011, 05:58:47 pm »

Findeth thee a wizarde and asketh howe one maye entere the halle.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #119 on: January 31, 2011, 06:02:27 pm »

Thou waiteth for a wizarde to cometh out, and ye ASK him. He sets thou aflame for "being too rogue-like, and probably wantinge to robeth us"

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Thou art aflame. But otherwise ok.

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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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