Well, Doctor, I wish you luck on your travels.
I'm banning myself from the bay12 forums for awhile, but before I left I wanted to come say goodbye because, even though it's young, I know this would have become one of my favorite threads on this forum. And when I get back I hope to read a lot more of you and your passionate tongue.
Goodbizzle.
(( :'( Dammit you're gonna make me cry over here..))
Wonder why we are here and have so many days off.
You have no idea exactly why you're here, there was this pretty memo that listed all the good you could do, but you didn't read a page of it. Who actually reads memos anyway?.
At any rate, you figure that you're here because Mexicans are too poor to actually pay for proper hospitals, so the peace core has to step in to stop them from killing themselves and bathing in feces. Considering what you ate for dinner yesterday, you assume that the peace core was successful at at least one of the two.
((You got two days off because the first day you got into a car crash and didn't arrive until late in the evening, and the today you have Montezuma's Revenge, meaning stomach churning cramps and incredibly unstable bowels. In both cases, you're pretty much out of action.))
If he won't change his health standard, force him to eat three of his own tacos by threatening him with THE BLOOD BANK.
"How about you go eat your own food and see how YOU like it?"
"But Senior, I already am!"
You look at his plate, to your amazement, there's already three tacos on it. HOW DOES HE HANDLE IT? Dumb Mexican crap-virus immunity. The man is USED TO THIS SORT OF THING.
While you're in the food stall, you also notice a Hispanic man in a doctor's coat eating there too. Your immediate assumption is that all the villagers here are cannibalistic savages, and someone ate one of your fellow doctors. After several confused moments involving much swinging about of your Blood Bank, you realize that he actually IS one of the doctors.
"Hi, I'm Dr. Cortez."
And he speaks ENGLISH to boot! Two-for-one combo! After calming down, you ask him some questions.
Ask him about the town. Also, find out what happened to Pedro the lazy Mexican.
"Oh yeah, he'll be fine. Physically at least it's a good thing you had Penicillin on you. So what are you allergic to, wasps?"
"
Bees."
"Ah, that must suck. At any rate, Pedro's out of a job now. He's a tour guide, but his jeep is totaled. He'll probably find something to do, though."
Go ask if we are the only clinic around.
"Yup, we manage Put-Put and alot of other villages around here. It's not uncommon to do house calls to them, either. I'll go with you for your visits tomorrow, just to make sure you don't go all Jack the Ripper on people."
"Can't they just come to us instead?"
"We have cars, so it's faster."
"
Lazy Mexicans..."
"What?"
"Nothing."
ITEMSTranquilizer gun (Single-use) x1
Blood Bank
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