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Passionately Use your tongue in a non-innuendo filled way to tell her dully that you got lost on the way to the village and were attacked by the most dangerous monster of all...
BEES!

[Stone Wera]

Wildy swing the THE BLOOD BANK while shouting "Back, back away beast! I warn you!" in an attempt to get her out of your grill.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Do the surgery she demands you to do, using BLOOD BANK and any materials provided by the clinic.

[Heliman]

Wildy swing the THE BLOOD BANK while shouting "Back, back away beast! I warn you!" in an attempt to get her out of your grill.

You would totally do this if you weren't tired and hungry as hell for dragging a body 10 miles. Also you're afraid that she'd kill you and eat your corpse so she could store food for the winter.
No sudden movements, now.

Passionately Use your tongue in a non-innuendo filled way to tell her dully that you got lost on the way to the village and were attacked by the most dangerous monster of all BEES!

You take the safe weeny route and explain what happened.
"The driver was stung by something and went into anaphylactic shock, and I happened to have some penicillin on hand, but we crashed the jeep into a tree."
"Well," says yeti-bear-lady, still indignantly, "Don't let it happen again. By the way, I'm Glenda, the nurse. There are two other people working here, I'm sure you'll meet them soon. In fact, since we don't really have any work left for you today, why don't you take the evening off? Your bed is in the other building, it will be the only one that isn't locked."

You draw a really shitty sketch of the Put-Put Clinic.



You figure yourself a regular god damn Picasso.

With that, you take the rest of the evening off.

ITEMS
The Blood Bank

What do you do?

[AntiAntiMatter]

Eat, use the bathroom, examine the contents of your house, then sleep.

[Stone Wera]

Do as she says and take the day off. Go to the house and polish THE BLOOD BANK while crying yourself to sleep sweating from your eyeballs... To sleep.

[Darvi]

Passionately go to bed. With your tongue, of course.

[Tylui]

And eventually you must learn the natives' lenguage.

[Ricky]

nickname the yeti olga

[Heliman]

Eat,

You suppose you should have to find something to eat in this dump. The village's economy is piratically run on tourism, so there are one or two food stalls. You eat a weird, green salad with red bits in it and a taco filled with meat OF QUESTIONABLE ORIGIN, washed down with ALLEGEDLY PURIFIED WATER.
You walk back to the clinic, full and satisfied.

use the bathroom

You stop by the clinic's lavatories and take a good, solid dump. You made a poop! You are so proud.

Poopy-pants -1

examine the contents of your house

Your room is pretty sparse. There is a VERY GENERIC bed covered by a mosquito net, and a dresser that looks like the Maya Jungle itself chewed it up and shat it into your room. Nothing much else, you may have to spruce this room up later.

Passionately go to bed. With your tongue, of course.

You're not sure how to do this, so you lick the bed before sleeping. It tastes like bleach and bedsheets.
You fall asleep and have some pretty awesome dreams.

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You wake up in the morning, fresh as a prince of Bel-air.

ITEMS
The Blood Bank

What do you do?

[Tylui]

Check the chewed chiffonier.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Go to clinic and do surgery with the aid of any tools you are given and BLOOD BANK.

[Heliman]

Check the chewed chiffonier.

You suppose you should see if there's any loot inside the draw-
Poopy-pants +10
BATHROOM! BATHROOM! BATHROOM! IT'S GONNA COME OUT! SHIIIIIIIT!














Paitent 2: Yourself
Step 1: Diagnosis

You barely made it to the bathroom on time. You thought you would lose your "Poopy-pants -1" for a second there.  Thats... alot of Diarrhea right there. You think you can see some blood in it too.


ITEMS
The Blood Bank


What is causing your diarrhea?

[Ricky]

it must have been the MEAT OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN! the only option is to threaten the life of the vendor of MEAT OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN, and to make olga clean out the crapper, which is now thrashed

[Stone Wera]

The questionable meat is to blame! Sue the vendor, AMERICAN STYLE!