Is that a hint or something?
(No, it's a really shitty typo I keep doing by mistake.)
Combine first aid kit and machete into first aid machete.
You don't care if your mind slashed this idea in half, you think it is a REALLY GOOD IDEA.
You attach a OBSCENELY LONG NEEDLE to the pommel by wapping gauze around it and the handle, and holding the bindings with surgical tape. Then you use the band-aids to make a
+ sign on the side of the blade.
Your machete is now THE BLOOD BANK. The Hippocritic oath HAS NEVER BEEN SO MOCKED.
It's not much better than a machete, but it looks PRETTY DAMN COOL.
Requisition a hut for you medical practice, passionately.
But there's already a clinic, you can see it, it's right there! Look, Pedro just went in, being carried by all the village folk! You decide to follow him in.
Try to find someone who speaks English.
You meander around the clinic looking for someone who works there (because obviously all doctors in the peace core speak english.)
"Finally! The Surgeon!"
...
HOLY CRAP you found somebody!
The voice is coming from a
gigantic yeti large and unattractive lady who must have snuck up on you. The sight of her shrivels up your
passion into a little ball of trauma. She looks like the incarnation of every Yo' momma joke ever made. No wonder she's hiding in the jungle.
Currently, she looks like a very annoyed
yeti unattractive lady.
"Where in the hell have you been?" she asks.
ITEMSThe Blood Bank
What do you do?
((OP is AFK: Getting a snazzy haircut and elegant yet insinuative suit for dance. literally.))
((EDIT: Fixed Image.)