Completely disregard that he is currently driving and distracting him might cause him to crash which would not be good for his or your health, and examine his neck, passionately.
And with your tongue. Of course.
Throwing caution to the wind, you take his hand away from his neck and get a closer look at it. His neck has a large, swollen lump on it, like a bug bite. Before you can probe it with the best examining method God gave to doctors, he pushes you away and gets angry. Apparently, he thought you were coming onto him or something, how F*cking wierd is that? He yells at you in his foreign gibberish. Then yells at you some more. Then starts to yell at you more slower. Then passes out.
You both swerve off the road and crash into some trees. The car is wrecked, but amazingly, you are unhurt, but very dizzy. It appears the driver hit his head. It looks like he'll live, but he's out cold. Lazy Mexicans, always falling asleep while driving. You suppose you should make sure he isn't dead though.
*FIRST PATIENT: UNKNOWN MEXICAN MAN*You pull the the Mexican out of the car and lay him on the ground. His head seems to have taken a pretty heavy blow, but it looks like nothing serious, but that's not the real problem. The real problem is that he's covered in hives. His heartbeat is getting weaker,
and you're no doctor, but he could die soon if you don't do something. It would be best not to kill the first person you meet here.
ITEMS:Penicillin x1
What do you do?
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