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Mister Always

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So what the hell is sweetbread?
« on: January 27, 2011, 04:18:05 am »

And how are my dwarves getting it from butchering puppies?
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Re: So what the hell is sweetbread?
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2011, 04:20:12 am »

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Mister Always

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Re: So what the hell is sweetbread?
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2011, 04:21:51 am »

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Re: So what the hell is sweetbread?
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2011, 04:29:45 am »

Sweetbread is the glandular tissues from the neck area.
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Re: So what the hell is sweetbread?
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2011, 04:40:08 am »

Much like veal, "neck glands" just doesn't sound that tasty...
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Re: So what the hell is sweetbread?
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2011, 04:54:30 am »

[Urist McMisterAlways vomits!]

[Urist McMisterAlways retches!]

[Urist McMisterAlways cancels butchering: can't bring himself to make his dwarves eatt hat.]

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Re: So what the hell is sweetbread?
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2011, 05:56:46 am »

This is why I always dump sweetbreads (and intestines... and brains.. etc) if I see them in my food stockpiles.  Or I sell them to the elves, if I want to take their wood before I cover them in magma.  If I forget about it then inevitably some idiot dwarf cook will make a strawberry stew with dwarven syrup and crundle intestines.

Is it possible to edit the raw files so they never get produced by a butcher?
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Re: So what the hell is sweetbread?
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2011, 06:16:41 am »

This is why I always dump sweetbreads (and intestines... and brains.. etc) if I see them in my food stockpiles.  Or I sell them to the elves, if I want to take their wood before I cover them in magma.  If I forget about it then inevitably some idiot dwarf cook will make a strawberry stew with dwarven syrup and crundle intestines.

Is it possible to edit the raw files so they never get produced by a butcher?

Each animal has components that say what they get butchered into. I'm sure you could take the organs out....

"[BODY:QUADRUPED_HOOF:TAIL:2EYES:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:SKULL:MOUTH:GENERIC_TEETH:RIBCAGE:2HEAD_HORN]"

At a guess just ditch "Organs" and "Guts". Be careful doing it on animals you attack though, as I believe that it might make it harder to kill (by not having as many "Vital organs" to hit)
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Re: So what the hell is sweetbread?
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2011, 08:12:25 am »

Hey some of that stuff can be pretty good!

"Intestines" are just sausages in my opinion. Liver's nice with onions, and who'd turn down a steak and kidney pie?

The eyes are the only thing that gets me about dwarven cooking really. Forgotten beast eye roast, just no.
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Re: So what the hell is sweetbread?
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2011, 08:17:42 am »

The eyes are the only thing that gets me about dwarven cooking really. Forgotten beast eye roast, just no.
I live in asia and I enjoy poking (cooked) chicken's eyes off and eat them. Ditto to carps's.
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Re: So what the hell is sweetbread?
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2011, 08:47:50 am »

The eyes are the only thing that gets me about dwarven cooking really. Forgotten beast eye roast, just no.
I live in asia and I enjoy poking (cooked) chicken's eyes off and eat them. Ditto to carps's.

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Re: So what the hell is sweetbread?
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2011, 09:19:27 am »

Few things really get you anymore after you've realized what eggs really are, and you never quite knew what was in your favourite fast food's burgers to begin with.
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Re: So what the hell is sweetbread?
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2011, 09:27:30 am »

This is a masterful beef taco by Taco Bell.  It is made from minced textured vegetable protein, finely minced oats, minced high fructose corn syrup, and minuscule amounts of finely minced beef.
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Re: So what the hell is sweetbread?
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2011, 09:32:42 am »

I'd like to be able to cook the stuff into Pölsa. It's essentially like Haggis, but 'tis more delicious.
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Re: So what the hell is sweetbread?
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2011, 09:59:27 am »

They're dwarfs. They don't use the toilet, clean pools of blood and vomit or change their clothes until ordered to. Of course they don't flinch at eating eyes or intestines, in fact they're almost Scottish.
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