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Author Topic: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks  (Read 2645 times)

Brandstone

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The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« on: January 26, 2011, 11:13:20 pm »
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Ten of those 19 pages of combat are the same thing, and the fight is not over yet.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2011, 12:32:28 am »
Eventually it will give in to exhaustion. Then it'll be an easy kill.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2011, 01:10:51 am »
so much muscle
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2011, 07:58:02 am »
I have had many a dwarf saved by his own pants. Had a crab FB beat a chaos engineer for a month with his kobold leather cloak before my lazy-ass military showed up. The guy's stats were amazing afterwards!
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2011, 08:15:18 am »
Hmm, perhaps the troll had sock puppet torture on it's mind when it was 'beating' the leader.

Or it was a rerun of the puppet pals (foam muppets where one had a nerf club and a habit of using it to bonk the other on the head.  if this explanation isn't enough, go youtube it, was a cartoon network thing with dexter's lab.) 

Hey expedition leader!  Guess what time it is?
Duh, I dunno troll, what?
It's Bonk o'clock.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2011, 11:01:02 am »
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Thank you, I just spent an hour watching The Justice Friends.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2011, 12:48:35 pm »
Oh, the memories. Good ol' Cartoon Network!

I miss the days when that channel didn't suck. I think I'd hate it if I were a child now.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2011, 02:23:36 pm »
My brother is a child, he does hate it.  Their 30-second-long skits like "bulldog in a bikini" are going to absolutely murder the channel.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2011, 02:50:32 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on January 27, 2011, 02:23:36 pm
My brother is a child, he does hate it.  Their 30-second-long skits like "bulldog in a bikini" are going to absolutely murder the channel.
Some people like that sort of thing, I guess.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2011, 11:56:10 pm »
Meh.
At this rate, I won't even have cable. Seriously, when discussing the possibility of children, we were saying we'll just buy DVDs for them to watch and maybe use Netflix. Why does TV suck so much now? :/
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2011, 11:58:41 pm »
It's mass produced slop now. It'll come around again in about 30 years.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2011, 11:59:43 pm »
'Cause it's not Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2011, 12:54:13 am »
Quote from: Lagslayer on January 27, 2011, 11:58:41 pm
It's mass produced slop now.
People have been saying this about TV for sixty years.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2011, 04:12:33 am »
Quote from: brucemo on January 28, 2011, 12:54:13 am
Quote from: Lagslayer on January 27, 2011, 11:58:41 pm
It's mass produced slop now.
People have been saying this about TV for sixty years.
Not sure about the first 25 years, but the last 35 are almost exclusively slop in my opinion.

And I agree ... its cause it isn't DF. :)
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2011, 05:55:11 am »
Television is declining mostly because companies recycle and copy ideas to the point f absurdity, all in the name of profit. Sure that's done in all media, bt it's getting bad in Tvland, as original thought seems to be drying up there. Though imo, there are some good tv shows out there if you're willing to look for them
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