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Author Topic: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks  (Read 2642 times)

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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2011, 07:17:41 am »
Further evidence that what dwarves call "socks", we humans call "Kuribo's Shoe".
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2011, 11:26:47 am »
Thread derailed! CONGRATS you turned a thread about combat socks to how much t.v. sucks now.

P.S. Every cartoon channel sucks now all i watch is science channel, animal planet, ect.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2011, 12:47:42 pm »
I sort of stopped watching tv when they took the Toonami block off CN.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2011, 03:25:06 pm »
TV would be better with more mountain trolls wielding giant socks.  Perhaps bashing someone with a toga next.


Hey I found a rail, and a silk thread...  Let's tie this one around that one.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2011, 03:28:13 pm »
There needs to be a dwarf fortress cartoon.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2011, 03:31:50 pm »
It'd never make it on air.  There's FAR too much "throwing kittens into magma" and "I've got a captured goblin, what's a creative way to kill it?" to ever make it on any broadcast medium.  I'm amazed that it's even on the internet.  Hell, I'm surprised that all of our hard drives haven't committed ethical suicide.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2011, 03:32:55 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on January 30, 2011, 03:31:50 pm
It'd never make it on air.  There's FAR too much "throwing kittens into magma" and "I've got a captured goblin, what's a creative way to kill it?" to ever make it on any broadcast medium.  I'm amazed that it's even on the internet.  Hell, I'm surprised that all of our hard drives haven't committed ethical suicide.

Hey, if South Park is still airing...
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2011, 03:35:13 pm »
...touche
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2011, 05:55:48 pm »
On this week's Slaves to Armok
Urist McEyepatch gets his heart dumped by Urist McHotgirl, Urist McWarrior finds out that his wife has been cheating with his evil twin Tsiru McWarrior, also Urist McLeader figures out how to control the cat population so stay tune to find out how.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2011, 07:42:03 pm »
That sounds too much like a crappy sitcom. Dwarf Fortress would be closer to "Invader Zim" or "Ren and Stimpy".

edit: "Invader Zim" + "Ed, Edd, and Eddy"
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2011, 06:47:33 pm »
I imagine it more along the lines of Superjail!
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2011, 07:29:59 pm »
You may have a point.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2011, 08:01:53 pm »
Two notes:

Number one, yes to the Superjail thought.

Number two, I intend to develop a squad of dwarven sockfighters.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2011, 08:22:05 pm »
Speaking of miscellaneous weapons, would it be possible to modify body parts to be considered "weapons". The thought of some dwarf naming his fist "Elfpummel" amuses me.
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Re: The Combat Effectiveness of Silk Socks
« Reply #29 on: January 31, 2011, 10:49:21 pm »
Now I wanna make a series of Superjail-esque DF comics.   :D
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