Alcohol. Never understood the appeal in making yourself temporarily retarded and guaranteed to do things you'll regret later. It also tastes like regurgitated earwax. All alcohol. Even fruity drinks people convince me to try that they promise will not have any alcohol taste to it.
If this is your impression of alcohol, you're doing it wrong.
Sure, everyone's entitled to their own opinions... You don't
have to like anything in particular... Everyone in this thread is talking about stuff that most people like, that they can't stand, so you're in good company...
But it doesn't look like you've really even given alcohol a chance.
Your average "fruity drink" is a really bad indicator of what alcohol tastes like. It's usually made by taking some kind of shitty, low-quality alcohol and trying to mask the flavor with piles of sugar. It doesn't work.
Also, if you're drinking enough to render yourself "temporarily retarded" then you've lost any ability to judge the alcohol itself. I'm not a big fan of drunkenness... But if that's what you're aiming for, any alcohol will do. Folks drinking to get drunk aren't going to be really picky about their beverages.
What you need to do is get your hands on a
good drink. A nice scotch, or a well-crafted beer, or a good wine, or something like that.
Quality alcohol is not so strong that it numbs your taste buds. Quality alcohol uses the unique solvent nature of ethanol to grab interesting flavors. Quality alcohol is downright delicious. And quality alcohol, consumed in moderation, does not make you "temporarily retarded".