Oh gods, the possibilities.... What is this, Calvinball!?
No Jack, a dingo stole your baby!
If we hit the bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate!
I challenge Death to a game of rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock!
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
Forum Mafia is just multiplayer Notepad.
Hofstadter's Law: "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."
Keep fucking that chicken!
Remember Darwin: building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.
"One has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws". -- Martin Luther King Jr.
Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc.
Watching Kasparov play Deep Blue is just pawnography.
When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day.
CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
'Erotic' is when you use a feather. 'Kinky' is when you use the whole chicken.
Plenty more where that came from.
The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Bring your towel.
...but in purple, I'm stunning!
I once entered a pun writing contest. I wrote ten puns to improve my chances of winning, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I invoke Rule 34!
Also sprach Zarathustra.
Soylent Green -- the taste differs from person to person
So Buddha walks into a pizza parlor and says: "Hey, make me one with everything."
...plenty more where that came from!
This will either be the most ridiculous or the most epic game ever. Assuming Pandar is eventually ready to run it. C'mon, man! Education is for pussies! We want a game!
"I never let my schooling get in the way of my education." - Mark Twain
PPE: Too late, Pandar, I already did. Now get cranking or I'll think of more.