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[Jokerman-EXE]

I'm fine with the wait.  I currently have a young man I need to crush in my Russian class, so my spare time is rather diminished for the nonce.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonce_%28slang%29 ?

...Vector, is there something you want to tell us?

[Zrk2]

Would she do that?

[lordnincompoop]

Oh dear, I hope not.

[Argembarger]

someone submit nonce to pandar.

[Ottofar]

I think it already is in the game.

Like vengekill Pandar and midterms.

[Pandarsenic]

Yeah, I'm also adding stuff arbitrarily. Usually things that may or may not trigger UNTOLD HORRORS.

[Vector]

I'm fine with the wait.  I currently have a young man I need to crush in my Russian class, so my spare time is rather diminished for the nonce.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonce_%28slang%29 ?

...Vector, is there something you want to tell us?

Yes.  I have a rival.  I am going to beat him.  For great justice.

I'm not planning on dating again until I've moved to Europe, after which I will attempt to correct my broken Russian/German/Italian/French/Polish and proceed to windowshop my heart out.

[lordnincompoop]

You should come visit up north!

Just bring a warm jacket.

[Zrk2]

Scandinavia? Or Canada?

[Vector]

Scandinavia? Or Canada?

I fully intend to visit both with a Russian parka.  Ho-ho-ho.

[Zrk2]

Yeah, Santa is Canadian.

[RedWarrior0]

I love the random "Nonce is also a mathematical term for a random piece of data" at the bottom of the Etymology in that wikipedia article.

[webadict]

I love the random "Nonce is also a mathematical term for a random piece of data" at the bottom of the Etymology in that wikipedia article.

Could you close your mouth for nonce?!?

[SirBayer]

Scandinavia? Or Canada?

I fully intend to visit both with a Russian parka.  Ho-ho-ho.

Just a Russian parka? Really?

I figured I'd visit with some Russians. And some Russian firearms. And some Russian armored divisions.

What I'm saying is I'm going to hire Russian mercenaries to conquer Canada, at which point I will cut off the supply of maple syrup to everywhere, crippling the world economy and forcing the UN to either pay me a bunch of money or step in with military force, in which instance I use Canada as a trap to defeat the UN and declare myself King of the World.

That is how the UN works, right?

Also either way my pancakes are delicious for a few months.

[webadict]

Scandinavia? Or Canada?

I fully intend to visit both with a Russian parka.  Ho-ho-ho.

Just a Russian parka? Really?

I figured I'd visit with some Russians. And some Russian firearms. And some Russian armored divisions.

What I'm saying is I'm going to hire Russian mercenaries to conquer Canada, at which point I will cut off the supply of maple syrup to everywhere, crippling the world economy and forcing the UN to either pay me a bunch of money or step in with military force, in which instance I use Canada as a trap to defeat the UN and declare myself King of the World.

That is how the UN works, right?

Also either way my pancakes are delicious for a few months.

Your plan has several holes in it.

First off, let's start with the economic dependence on maple syrup. While there is some, it's relatively low. Your best bet is to stop the export of hockey players.
Secondly, it's Canada. Who gives a crap? All they got are hockey players and maple syrup.
Thirdly, you're probably going to be assassinated relatively quick. I mean, I'd just call you and claim I was the UN (who's too busy to deal with Canada's problems), then show up with a bunch of ninjas and kill you. I'd get some sort of Canadian medal (I thinks it's pronounced "hockey puck"), plenty of fame, and you'll go down in history as the worst coup ever. But, to your credit, I'll call you the "Ninja Dictator." Only because you were defeated by ninjas.
And finally, it's Canada. Who cares?