Well since 48 hrs have passed and Mcclay hasn't responded he'll just do nothing this turn, if he doesn't respond in another 48 I'll just kill 'im off.
Also sorry about the vagueness of my post Vortigon, you are currently in the waiting list so when someone dies you'll be part of the game.
McClay: Do Nothing[6]You succeed in doing nothing, you do so much nothing that you even manage to keep you heart from beating and and nervous system form working momentarily, probably not the best idea.
-1 HP
I hijack a submarine.
[2] You charge into a nearby submarine that happened to be moored in the nearby river, however the crew was still on board. The well armed crew.
-2 HP
Do squats to increase my lower muscle mass, and thereby lower my center of gravity, thereby making me more balanced.
[6]You start doing squats as though your life depended on it quickly turning your legs into a mass of muscle. You now have massive arms and legs, but little muscle elsewhere
Got Ability Super Muscle Freak(Replaces Muscle Freak, gives +1 to arm and leg actions, -2 to appearance)
NUKES, now with boom
[3] It seems the nukes will have to be reactivated in person. You Run and run and run..... Then you run some more, and even more... You get about halfway to the nukes before you collapse from exhaustion.
Next action gets -1
:/
un-holster my spare m1911.
[5] This time you manage to gather the concentration necessary for the arduous task of moving your weapon into a ready position.
Got Item: m1911, +1 attack
Throw the stupid thin awaw and grab my REAL weapon, a not so cool, but mych more practical, HAMMER
[4] Success! You have managed to breach the mysterious
HAMMERSPACE and pull out a large hammer
Got Item: Hammer (+1 attack, +1 Blacksmithing)
[1] However when you try to throw away the giant foam sword you find that some of the cheap glue that holds it together got on the handle and has gotten it stuck to your hand. You are now dual wielding the hammer and sword.
Rename Tarran to Terren
Taek that joo mealy mouthed bastoord
Rename Ze Spy... BEE SPY!
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
NAME BATTLE!
Loser get's their name changed
Ze Spy[3]
Tarran [6]
It seems Ze Spy forgot a pen and is unable to fill out the paperwork to change Tarran's name! Tarran uses his secret weapon... PINK GEL PEN and fills out all the forms for Ze Spy's name change.
Ze Spy is now Bee Spy
Tarran gets the Pink Gel Pen(+1 to penmanship -1 to manliness)
Frelock 5/5
Items: None
Bonnuses: Super Muscle Freak(+1 arm and leg actions, -2 appearnace)
Other: None
Tarran 5/5
Items: Pink Gel Pen(+1 to penmanship -1 to manliness)
Bonuses: None
Other: -1 Internets
WolfChild 5/5
Items: Hammer (+1 attack, +1 Blacksmithing), giant Foam Sword(+1 against cosplayers)
Bonuses: None
Other: None
Highendnoob 4/5
Items: Bullet, m1911(+1 Attack)
Bonuses: None
Other: None
Mcclay 4/5
Items: m1911(+1 Attack)
Bonnuses: None
Other: None
HmH 3/5
Items: None
Bonuses: None
Other: None
Maxicaxi 5/5
Items: None
Bonuses: None
Other: Next action gets -1
Bee Spy 4/5
Items: None
Bonuses: None
Other: None
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