Frelock: Do Push ups [6]You immediately drop to the ground and start doing push-ups. After nearly a million of the suckers your arms are massive chunks of muscle capable of punching holes in tanks, but they completely mess up your sense of balance.
Got Ability: Muscle Freak, +1 attack -1 balance
Tarran: Rick Roll Frelock [2]You summon the mighty powers of the internet to Rick Roll Frelock, unfortunately all you can find is a version without any sound or subtitles. Kind of pointless really.
You lose one internet
Wolfchild: unsheathe cool sword [2]Channeling the powers of every single jrpg in existence you reach over your shoulder and unsheathe a 20 ft long sword, decorated with ancient glowing runes and adorned with gold and silver. Too bad it's just a foam prop huh?
Got Item: Giant Foam Sword, +1 against cosplayers
Highendnoob: unholster m1911 [1]As you try to unholster your m1911 it gets caught on your shirt, causing you to shoot yourself in the arm. You drop the m1911 .
-1 HP
Got Item: Bullet
Mcclay: look around [5]You look around expectantly trying to figure out where you are, you seem to be somewhere called Generic City, you also notice highendnoob's m1911 on the ground and pick it up.
Got Item: m1911, +1 attack
HmH: drive tarran berserk [3]You start poking HmH in an attempt to drive him berserk, he is now slightly annoyed.
maxicaxi: fire nukes at usa [3]You break into the secret military base and manage to launch several missiles at the usa, however you forgot to arm them causing them to land harmlessly in the Nevada dessert
Ze Spy: annoy the shit out of Tarran [6]You start asking Tarran "Watcha doooooooin?" over and over slowly pushing him to the limits of his sanity. However you are the clossest person to him and he takes out his newfound rage on you in a rather creative manner involving three bricks, a batman action figure, and exactly 23 1/2 alluminum paperclips.
-1 HP
ExKirby: join Roll to Play [4]You successfully join the waiting list.
Frelock 5/5
Items: None
Bonnuses: Muscle Freak(+1 attack, -1 Balance)
Other: None
Tarran 5/5
Items: None
Bonuses: None
Other: -1 Internets
WolfChild 5/5
Items: giant Foam Sword(+1 against cosplayers)
Bonuses: None
Other: None
Highendnoob 4/5
Items: Bullet
Bonuses: None
Other: None
Mcclay 5/5
Items: m1911(+1 Attack)
Bonnuses: None
Other: None
HmH 5/5
Items: None
Bonuses: None
Other: None
Maxicaxi 5/5
Items: None
Bonuses: None
Other: None
ZeSpy 4/5
Items: None
Bonuses: None
Other: None