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Lagslayer

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a hypothetical fluffy wambler forgotten beast
« on: January 24, 2011, 01:29:52 pm »

Would dwarves refuse to attack it?

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Re: a hypothetical fluffy wambler forgotten beast
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2011, 01:35:22 pm »

God, I hope it doesn't throw itself at anything.
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Re: a hypothetical fluffy wambler forgotten beast
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2011, 01:38:20 pm »

The flying fluffy wambler forgotten beast strikes the fortress in the everything, crushing the everything and jamming everyone through the fortress!
The fortress has been struck down.
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Re: a hypothetical fluffy wambler forgotten beast
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2011, 01:39:43 pm »

The first multi-tile creature.
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Re: a hypothetical fluffy wambler forgotten beast
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2011, 01:57:25 pm »

God, I hope it doesn't throw itself at anything.
If it was a fluffy wambler FB made of bronze, then it'd probably explode itself. Or get a divide by 0 error, so basically the same thing.
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Re: a hypothetical fluffy wambler forgotten beast
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2011, 02:42:35 pm »

Report:

The Fluffy Wambler Forgotten Beast strikes Dwarf 1 in the left right toe and severs the head!
Dwarf 1 has bled to death!
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Re: a hypothetical fluffy wambler forgotten beast
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 05:26:29 pm »

The forgotten beast Namicamela has come.  It is a colossal fluffy wambler.  It has thick, soft fur and undulates adorably.  Beware its awwwwww, aren't you a fuzzy widdle guy.
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Re: a hypothetical fluffy wambler forgotten beast
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2011, 05:41:01 pm »

The forgotten beast Namicamela has come.  It is a colossal fluffy wambler.  It has thick, soft fur and undulates adorably.  Beware its awwwwww, aren't you a fuzzy widdle guy.
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Re: a hypothetical fluffy wambler forgotten beast
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2011, 06:09:57 pm »

The Forgotten Beast Wuvbunny has come. It is a collossal fluffy wambler, composed of pudge.


Wait. I wonder if [PUDGE] is a viable FB material.
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Re: a hypothetical fluffy wambler forgotten beast
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2011, 08:07:01 pm »

It's gotta be made of fire.

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Re: a hypothetical fluffy wambler forgotten beast
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2011, 08:16:38 pm »

It's gotta be made of fire.

or we could copy around some raws and make it out of BURNING CAT PANCREAS
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Re: a hypothetical fluffy wambler forgotten beast
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2011, 08:19:06 pm »

I couldn't resist but drawing this:

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It's not made of bronze, fire or anything else, but I still think it's kinda awesome. Well, apart from the crappy MS paint drawing.
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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2011, 09:48:42 am »

I couldn't resist but drawing this:

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It's not made of bronze, fire or anything else, but I still think it's kinda awesome. Well, apart from the crappy MS paint drawing.

Win.
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Re: a hypothetical fluffy wambler forgotten beast
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2011, 02:08:19 pm »

Lol i just came close with a Fluffy Wambler god. Commonly associated with rain, nature, tourture and misery.
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Re: a hypothetical fluffy wambler forgotten beast
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2011, 03:11:57 pm »


Lol i just came close with a Fluffy Wambler god. Commonly associated with rain, nature, tourture and misery.

You must kill the dwarf who have faith on this god. Or raise it mayor.
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