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Author Topic: FUNNY ways to kill all your dwarves.  (Read 3091 times)

Kesc

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FUNNY ways to kill all your dwarves.
« on: January 22, 2011, 01:58:22 pm »

54 FPS, 34 dorfs... They're all gonna die but... How?

Any ideas?
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UristMcDwarf

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Re: FUNNY ways to kill all your dwarves.
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2011, 02:00:31 pm »

DEATH BY CHOCOLATE MAGMA
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Re: FUNNY ways to kill all your dwarves.
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2011, 02:00:54 pm »

1)Order the military to attack everyone.
2)Watch as a hilarious civil war breaks out in your fort!
3) !!FUN!!

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Re: FUNNY ways to kill all your dwarves.
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2011, 02:01:25 pm »

whole map suspended by a single support. The support is unguard and stand at the center of the 3rd cavern.
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Re: FUNNY ways to kill all your dwarves.
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2011, 02:39:03 pm »

Clown parade  >:(

Bonus points: build a little car out of constructions for them to pour out of!
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Re: FUNNY ways to kill all your dwarves.
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2011, 03:14:54 pm »

Drive a dwarf berserk in your lever room.
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Re: FUNNY ways to kill all your dwarves.
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2011, 03:16:33 pm »

Giant atom smasher. It'll be interesting to watch a whole civilization disappear in an instant.
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Re: FUNNY ways to kill all your dwarves.
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2011, 04:07:44 pm »

Forbid armor and weaponry.
Active the hunter labor on everyone.
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Re: FUNNY ways to kill all your dwarves.
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2011, 04:21:53 pm »

Attack the liason and the dwarf caravan, and watch everyone go to war with everyone else. Dwarfs suddenly begin to attack their own children, and they're not even tantruming yet.
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Re: FUNNY ways to kill all your dwarves.
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2011, 07:00:37 pm »

Attack the liason and the dwarf caravan, and watch everyone go to war with everyone else. Dwarfs suddenly begin to attack their own children, and they're not even tantruming yet.

A civil war is the most !!FUN!! way to go, with maybe a magma flood to top it off (providing it doesnt hurt your framerate too much).
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Re: FUNNY ways to kill all your dwarves.
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2011, 07:24:18 pm »

Giant atom smasher. It'll be interesting to watch a whole civilization disappear in an instant.
Who will pull the lever then? A cat?
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Re: FUNNY ways to kill all your dwarves.
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2011, 07:41:12 pm »

Giant atom smasher. It'll be interesting to watch a whole civilization disappear in an instant.
Who will pull the lever then? A cat?
The levers under the atom smasher.
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Re: FUNNY ways to kill all your dwarves.
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2011, 08:47:47 pm »

Giant atom smasher. It'll be interesting to watch a whole civilization disappear in an instant.
Who will pull the lever then? A cat?
The levers under the atom smasher.

You cannot build under a bridge.
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Re: FUNNY ways to kill all your dwarves.
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2011, 09:05:18 pm »

The lever could be beyond the bridge, so that the dwarf walks back under the bridge just as it falls.
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Re: FUNNY ways to kill all your dwarves.
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2011, 09:33:21 pm »

...or, instead of a bridge, you could have the lever be on top of a cave-in trap (also linked to said lever, or perhaps a second one right next to it which the last dwarf will pull in fury or despair at the loss of all his friends).
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