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Re: assimilate-u
« Reply #90 on: January 28, 2011, 07:55:00 pm »

All hail what ram said!
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« Reply #91 on: January 28, 2011, 11:19:59 pm »

ILLA RAM FTAGHN! FTAGHN RAM ILLA!

(Hopefully got my Lovecraftian right there...)
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« Reply #92 on: January 30, 2011, 03:51:46 pm »

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« Reply #93 on: January 31, 2011, 12:54:20 am »

Like I said, updates here are going to be slow. I have a bunch of stuff going on offline right now, and I promised the players of my other game that Elfin refugees would take priority over this. That said, expect an update Tuesday at the very latest.
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« Reply #94 on: February 01, 2011, 11:31:14 am »

Minor bump.
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« Reply #95 on: February 02, 2011, 02:15:04 am »

Attempt to locate and analyse genetic material from our recent encounters.

The human male may be able to identify us, we should attempt to prevent it from doing so. Possibly Maria could be valuable in this endeavour once she matures. For now we should perform minor modifications to our appearance to reduce the probability of recognition.

You go through the clothes you wore last night, looking for any viable genetic samples. You find a couple bloodstains on your jeans and suck at them until your body informs you that you have acquired a viable sample. You then turn your attention to the currently unconscious maria. You lock lips with her and perform a through oral sampling of her genetic material. Your human mind is confused and somewhat terrified at the implications of your sampling behavior, so you remove the incident from her memory.

You stare into a mirror and by combining Maria's human cosmetic equipment with your natural ability to make minor alterations to your body you change your appearance to the point where the human male you attacked last night will likely not recognize you.

Search the internet for info on the old man. Also, learn more about Tarn. You seem to recall the name from somewhere.

You attempt to search the internet for the man, but with only his image to go by, and with no way to transfer pictures from your mind to the inferior human planetwide network your search proves quite fruitless.

While you are searching Maria wakes up. She has become aware of your fate and is for all intents and purposes your daughter. She expresses excitement at the prospect of becoming an actual alien, and begs you to hatch her immediately. You inform her that a disappearing roommate is a good way to blow ones cover. She volunteers to drop all her classes and tell everybody she is incapable of handling college life should you require the services of her mosquito form. You promise to consider her offer.

Maria spends the next 30 minutes drilling you on Arthropod biology and society. You answer her questions to the best of your ability. Laura interupts your Q&A session asking what the hell the two of you are up too. Maria quickly explains that she is giving you a practical demonstration of Live action roleplaying, a super niche human activity. Laura seems to by her explanation and leaves, calling you both "freaky nerds". You tell Maria to resume her regular human sleeping activities for the time being, and to make up another good excuse should the RA find you missing from bed.

Create a larva, and go find more humans to interface with. Another trip to a public restroom, perhaps?

You instruct your body to spend the last of your birthing protein to create a spider larva. It comes out the same size as your mosquito larva, but brown and covered in fuzz. You place the larva in your hair and leave the building. You cross campus and find another restroom. You aquire and consume some more... discarded genetic material. Your human interface system informs you that it will be able to upgrade itself twice upon digesting and processing the newly acquired genetic data.

Being a 6.5 heavy set woman might be a problem in the "bro" crowd so we should start going after same sex and maybe end up with a hot bisexual and get the males from there...

You scratch an explicit message soliciting homosexual human encounters onto each of the metal toilet paper dispencers in the bathroom. You are not sure weather or not this is a good idea, so you leave Maria's number, instead of your own, after each message. You call your new daughter and inform that she may be playing receptionist and planning 'human encounters'. She agrees to inform you if anybody responds to your solicitation. You once again removing the offending memories from your human mind. You consider altering her... preferences... should your current course of actions prove profitable.


Lets leave a time and a place that we can meet the old man written on a piece of paper marked with reward pheromone and hidden at the site of our previous meeting. The meeting place should be somewhere away from our dormitory. If we meet with them we should ascertain if they are of any value to our infiltration of the university, if they are not, we should have them assume their mosquito form and retrieve resources from locations unrelated to the university. Preferably from remote locations such as hikers or hunters. Our first mosquito should be cautious and seek out unarmed targets that are alone and vulnerable. High-density populations should be avoided to reduce the risk of being seen. We will need to arrange a meeting for them to return to.

We should have a lair that is not directly related to us, we could work upon infesting the entire population of one of the other dormitories and siting our lair underneath it.
When Maria matures she could set about investigating the other nearby dormitories and rating them according to their vulnerability to infestation.

You leave a note at the screen of your second successful infestation instructing your newest offspring to meet you in the forest west of campus at 6:00pm. You cover the note in reward pheromone, and grab some breakfast. You instruct Maria to scout out some of the other dormitories in search of viable locations to establish a lair. You then head off to class.

English 101 honors
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You grab lunch at the on campus Panda Express before heading to your geology class, only to find the following note on the door.
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You head to the pre-determined spot in the forrest and wait for your offspring to arrive. He shows up early, at 5:30. A quick interview confirms that he has reached pupa status. He introduces himself as Horace Greece. He is a janitor who works the night shift in the heavily guarded hoover building. You quickly change the topic to his place of employment. You find what follows to be quite enlightening.
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You lean in close and stare your son in the eyes. Sending him to work to retrieve Arthropod technology risks detection, but the payoff would be huge. You are out of birthing protein and could really use the services of a mosquito however... Sudenly your train of thought is interupted by your human interface system. It is ready to upgrade, however it has discerned that one of the genetic samples you have encountered shows signs of Overmind tampering...

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Full Biological update will come after upgrade voting concludes.
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« Reply #96 on: February 02, 2011, 11:36:17 am »

Hrm... I'd pick the repoductive control pheromone (since we seem to be going down a... sexual? route) and the prototype human control pheromone, I am not sure what to choose as the Larvae upgrade though...
However I think we should avoid making much of a fuss before we set up our own base. Stealing technology and/or birthing Maria would probably lead to some attention.

Also, would infested humans give up information about us from torture? Or would they refuse to divuldge our secrets no matter what?
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« Reply #97 on: February 02, 2011, 12:52:30 pm »

Wow, this is some really good writing. <3 it.

> Maria: come up with some geeky excuse to start cultivating the Protein Fungus. Probably involving a terrarium and a re-enactment of somehting.
> Maria: Introspect on what you'd have thought about all this before you were infected, if your reaction would have been positive enough it opens up some possibilities that while dangerous could be useful in an emergency.
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« Reply #98 on: February 02, 2011, 12:53:54 pm »

A. C, and K.
Investigate the vampire professor. He is a threat, and must be neutralized.
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« Reply #99 on: February 02, 2011, 01:38:18 pm »

Hrm... I'd pick the repoductive control pheromone (since we seem to be going down a... sexual? route) and the prototype human control pheromone, I am not sure what to choose as the Larvae upgrade though...
However I think we should avoid making much of a fuss before we set up our own base. Stealing technology and/or birthing Maria would probably lead to some attention.

Also, would infested humans give up information about us from torture? Or would they refuse to divuldge our secrets no matter what?

Infested humans have complete control over every system of their bodies. If captured they simply commit suicide by turning off one or more vital organs. You don't have to worry about them cracking under pressure.
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« Reply #100 on: February 02, 2011, 06:33:18 pm »

You know, given what we know wouldn't Maria be doing... err... experiments with that right now? or was that just assumed to be happening of-screen?
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« Reply #101 on: February 02, 2011, 08:23:28 pm »

assumed to be happening of-screen

Yes. You going to vote for upgrades Armok?

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Re: Assimilate-U
« Reply #102 on: February 03, 2011, 04:33:04 am »

B, C, then J.
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« Reply #103 on: February 03, 2011, 06:02:13 am »

so maria sees behind the ruse makes any means of the human mind going to be conflicting when james gets put into play unless the Q&A was done with out the cold hate for humans tone we should have.
still feel little jarring to see a nerd girl become our step daughters willingly, must be something that happen in her past.
We must dig further for means of 'bonding' oh and keep her in those classes "being an alien in this world means your a 'minority' and it's at the best to make sure you prove being an anthrpod doesn't cause dropping of grades. Unlike those pesky republicans" or give some better worded speech about how pointless having a mindless drone will be to her new race.
James going to be the step-father for Maria isn't he?
Unless the anthropod race drop another creature behind your back and he's giving out the right pheromones to your human mind. Best to contact them of any other agents in the field.
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« Reply #104 on: February 03, 2011, 06:07:18 am »

B, D & I
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