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Author Topic: Assimilate-U  (Read 11706 times)

Armok

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Re: Assimilate-U
« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2011, 06:06:21 am »

Ok, this is REALLY good. Great horror and really nice biology! You're good at Nightmare Fuel.

> if we find some situation where it would not cause suspicion, head to town and eat the hearts of a few random homeless people in dark abandoned alleys.
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Re: assimilate-u
« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2011, 09:44:10 am »

Do what ram said.
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Re: Assimilate-U
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2011, 10:27:00 am »

Go to a public bathroom, acquire human interface material.
Then go kill some pigs(as in the farm animal) and get birthing protein from their hearts? They should be similiar enough to humans for this to work?

Then do what ram said.
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Re: Assimilate-U
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2011, 10:38:21 am »

Go to a public bathroom, acquire human interface material.
Then go kill some pigs(as in the farm animal) and get birthing protein from their hearts? They should be similiar enough to humans for this to work?

Then do what ram said.
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Re: Assimilate-U
« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2011, 02:37:05 pm »

If the only species our race knows about that has birthing material is humans, I really don't think that pigs will suffice.

What RAM said.
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Armok

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Re: Assimilate-U
« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2011, 02:42:43 pm »

> What exactly IS this protein? I can't think of anything that'd be only in human hearts.
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Re: Assimilate-U
« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2011, 02:45:19 pm »

Generate mosquito larva
Generate marking pheromone
Imitate sleep
Spend the day seeking abandoned location suitable for lairs, preferably in locations unsuitable for human utilisation.

We should avoid use of pheromones or altered humans in close proximity to our residence until we have some estimation of human detection apparatus. We should seek specialists on native life forms similar to our own.

You generate a single mosquito larva. It craws up your body and nests happily in your long hair. You commence the production of the marking pheromone.

You lie in bed and close your eyes for 5 hours; tricking your roommate and your human mind into thinking that you are asleep. You 'awaken' several hours before dawn.

Go to a public bathroom, acquire human interface material.
Then go kill some pigs(as in the farm animal) and get birthing protein from their hearts? They should be similar enough to humans for this to work?

Then do what ram said.

You go to the nearby Turing building and enter the public female restroom. You find some... samples of human genetic material and quickly interface with them. Several minutes later your interface system informs your conscious mind that you have interfaced with three individual humans. The samples will be processed by nightfall.

You then explore the campus for some time. You find a location that may be suitable for a lair; a burnt up foundation behind the baseball field. The foundation has a staircase leading to an empty basement. You are not quite sure what this building was before it burned, but a sign in front of it says that it is the future home of a sorority house.

You enjoy a quick breakfast in the dining hall. A sophmore named John sits next to you despite the fact that there are many open tables nearby. He informs you that he is here on an athletic scholarship and gives you his number. You then head to freshman orientation. The event is mainly trivialities, but you do pick up some information that may be useful.

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You go back to your dorm and order enough pizza to feed both yourself and Maria. Maria mentions that she has invited your other two suitemates over to play Munchkin, a human card game, at 9:00pm. You spend the rest of the afternoon buying your textbooks and taking an official tour of the campus.

You return to your dorm just before sundown and take a quick inventory of your belongings.
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« Last Edit: January 23, 2011, 02:49:33 pm by Weirdsound »
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Re: Assimilate-U
« Reply #37 on: January 23, 2011, 02:53:44 pm »

On level up: B, I don't like the idea of lurking in a building site.
Also try to befriend roomates, ask them about John.
Finally consider if housemates could be infested by larvae crawling in their mouths as they sleep.
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Re: Assimilate-U
« Reply #38 on: January 23, 2011, 02:54:50 pm »

I vote for B.
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« Reply #39 on: January 23, 2011, 02:57:25 pm »

Larva b, try to find undead to work out alliance.
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Re: Assimilate-U
« Reply #40 on: January 23, 2011, 03:00:54 pm »

On level up: B, I don't like the idea of lurking in a building site.
Also try to befriend roomates, ask them about John.
Finally consider if housemates could be infested by larvae crawling in their mouths as they sleep.

You consider your options. Through the mouth while asleep would the the perfectly ideal way to infest somebody
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Re: Assimilate-U
« Reply #41 on: January 23, 2011, 03:05:29 pm »

Good. Infect one of your housemates with said method.
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« Reply #42 on: January 23, 2011, 03:07:04 pm »

^yes
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Re: Assimilate-U
« Reply #43 on: January 23, 2011, 03:09:58 pm »

Good. Infect one of your housemates with said method.
Which one?
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« Reply #44 on: January 23, 2011, 03:11:33 pm »

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