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Author Topic: Live action DF reality show?  (Read 2418 times)

Gorm

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Re: Live action DF reality show?
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2011, 12:14:47 pm »

Well we could make it a web based show. This way we wouldn't need any rating.
We'd need lots of cave spiders though.
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As dwarves slowly lose their stats over time it's natural for them to get fatter as they age because there's no activities to train healing rate.
so dwarves that die of old age in DF dont get shriveled and weak, but huge round masses of meat and fat that explode spectacularly upon their final birthday?

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Re: Live action DF reality show?
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2011, 12:21:56 pm »

Well we could make it a web based show. This way we wouldn't need any rating.
We'd need lots of cave spiders though.

I'm going to turn my back, and when I turn around again, you're going to have hung yourself.

I'm turning away now...
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I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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Re: Live action DF reality show?
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2011, 04:29:31 pm »

We could call it "Everybody loves Urist".
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Re: Live action DF reality show?
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2011, 04:42:25 pm »

We could call it "Everybody loves Urist".
Now that I think about it, a Dwarven sitcom sounds even better. Get the studio audience tanked before the show for full effect.
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Re: Live action DF reality show?
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2011, 06:02:08 pm »

We could call it "Everybody loves Urist".
Now that I think about it, a Dwarven sitcom sounds even better. Get the studio audience tanked before the show for full effect.

Yeah, and there could be funny situations like Urist "accidentally" pulling the wrong lever when his noble roommate is on a hot date. Magma starts filling the room and Urist says "Now that's what I call a hot date!" and canned studio laughter starts playing.
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Re: Live action DF reality show?
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2011, 08:25:12 pm »

The Fresh Noble of Sparklanterns, a sitcom about a cheeky noble who migrates to the fortress of Sparklanterns and terrorizes the Dwarven inhabitants. Hilarity ensues!
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Re: Live action DF reality show?
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2011, 08:49:55 pm »

The Fresh Noble of Sparklanterns, a sitcom about a cheeky noble who migrates to the fortress of Sparklanterns and is encased in cooling magma. Hilarity ensues!

Fixed.
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Re: Live action DF reality show?
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2011, 09:10:36 pm »

The Fresh Noble of Sparklanterns, a sitcom about a cheeky noble who migrates to the fortress of Sparklanterns and is encased in cooling magma. Hilarity ensues!

Fixed.
There's only one episode in the whole series.
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Re: Live action DF reality show?
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2011, 09:45:22 pm »

Well, then they send another noble...
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Re: Live action DF reality show?
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2011, 10:46:17 pm »

Well, then they send another noble...
Gee mister wizard, what happens when I stand on the drawbridge. . .
Looks like we need another noble!
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Re: Live action DF reality show?
« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2011, 11:23:48 pm »

Well, then they send another noble...
In Dwarven theater, just about every play is about nobles being killed in one way or another. Actually, they usually just use an actual noble... so, I guess Dwarven theater is just public executions.
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