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[ledgekindred]

Proposal:

1) Get a bunch of midgets.  Get them good and drunk.  Drop them on an island with various resources (or lack thereof) and a few barrels of food, booze and a couple of mining picks.

2) Start filming.

3) Profit!

[vadia]

Proposal:

1) Get a bunch of midgets.  Get them good and drunk.  Drop them on an island with various resources (or lack thereof) and a few barrels of food, booze and a couple of mining picks.

2) Start filming.

3) Profit!

2.5?) set dangerous (rabid?) animals to kill them.

I think the illegality is somewhat high.

[Mel_Vixen]

pffft you have never seen the german "Djungle camp" or some other of this reality BS. Its totaly doable with some clever tricks.

[vadia]

PETA is the major concern with 2.5

And if we took regular sized individuals and made them look small we'd be in better shape -- there would be a "differentially heighted" (or whatnot) protection agency within a month because of the bias vs. short people.  (or vice versa)

[Mel_Vixen]

Or we could use some comptertricks. There are some nice pieces of software that can alter your size, make you bustier or/and more muscular with a rather small delay. If we include some oversized tools and requisits we can pull it off. For 2.5 we can use trained Film-animals and stuntmen.

[vadia]

Or we could use some comptertricks. There are some nice pieces that can alter your size make you bustier and more muscular with rather small delay. If we include some oversized tools and requisits we can pull it off. For 2.5 we can use trained Film-animals and stuntmen.

You're watering down 2.5
then there is no 3

[Mel_Vixen]

Vadia the worm must be tasty to the fish not the fisherman.

edit: But peta protestsonly for the popular/cute animals so we should get boars and not endangered Snakes etc.

[Bohandas]

edit: But peta protests only for the popular/cute animals so we should get boars and not endangered Snakes etc.

Actually, I've heard things about PETA getting upset even over flies and stuff like that.

The real issue here, I think, is whether being protested by PETA would increase or decrease the show's popularity. My personal experience has been that very few people who are not members of PETA actually like PETA or care what they have to say (at least not for  purposes other than intentionally doing the opposite).

I think that we should court their disapproval.

[Buttery_Mess]

You could just watch the filipino version of Survivor, basically the same thing, if a little tame.

Filipinos are short, you see.

Although, I don't know why they have their own version of Survivor. The Phillipines is composed of 7000 islands or something, so most of them already live on a small tropical island. Not sure what the novelty factor is.

[Stoup]

Funny, I was just looking at this when I opened the thread and it fit quite well:
http://burgledorf.com/

Stumbled upon it.

[Zrk2]

The problem: Human rights, imagine the infractions required for an even remotely close simulation of Df IRL

[612DwarfAvenue]

This is DF we're talking about! Last i checked, no-one gets arrested in DF when a Dwarf "accidently" falls off a 100 z-level tower into the blood moat. Unless they tantrum and hurt/break something, but now we're arguing semantics.

[Encased in burning magma]

No sex, no ratings .

[dwarfguy2]

No sex, no ratings .

For chrissake what do you think the consort does!

[Mel_Vixen]

Well we could make it a web based show. This way we wouldnt need any rating.