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Cecilff2

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Re: Cat Called for Jury Duty
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2011, 12:26:47 pm »
Quote from: ToonyMan on January 18, 2011, 04:06:01 pm
Put the parrot on the stand!

Mr ToonyMan, I'm afraid I'm going to have to penalize you.

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There comes a time when you must take off the soft, furry slippers of a boy and put on the shoes of a man.
Unless of course they don't fit properly and your feet blister up like bubble wrap.
Oh ho ho, but don't try to return the shoes, because they won't take them back once you've worn them.
Especially if that fat pig Tony is at the desk.

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Re: Cat Called for Jury Duty
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2011, 12:30:29 pm »
Quote from: Cecilff2 on January 19, 2011, 12:26:47 pm
Quote from: ToonyMan on January 18, 2011, 04:06:01 pm
Put the parrot on the stand!

Mr ToonyMan, I'm afraid I'm going to have to penalize you.

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So long as he doesn't get sent to some place awful then all is well.

So anyways, I wonder how the trial went. Does anyone know?
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Re: Cat Called for Jury Duty
« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2011, 02:10:40 pm »
There was confetti everywhere after the NOT GUILTY verdict.
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Re: Cat Called for Jury Duty
« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2011, 02:57:43 pm »
You saved right beforehand didn't you.
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There comes a time when you must take off the soft, furry slippers of a boy and put on the shoes of a man.
Unless of course they don't fit properly and your feet blister up like bubble wrap.
Oh ho ho, but don't try to return the shoes, because they won't take them back once you've worn them.
Especially if that fat pig Tony is at the desk.

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Re: Cat Called for Jury Duty
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2011, 02:59:16 pm »
Then it is revealed that the defense bribed the cat with treats.
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Re: Cat Called for Jury Duty
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2011, 03:00:06 pm »
Nonsense! The cat planned it all along! Including the treats!
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Re: Cat Called for Jury Duty
« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2011, 03:01:45 pm »
The cat is GUILTY!
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Re: Cat Called for Jury Duty
« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2011, 03:11:07 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on January 19, 2011, 03:01:45 pm
The cat is GUILTY!
Objection! You have no proof to back up these ridiculous claims!
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Re: Cat Called for Jury Duty
« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2011, 03:17:21 pm »
Don't you know that it is a crime to kill a cat in Ulthar?
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Re: Cat Called for Jury Duty
« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2011, 03:33:22 pm »
So what was the trial for? Was it a treason case, or just some loitering shit? Anyways, the fact that the cat is underage should have been used as an argument.
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Re: Cat Called for Jury Duty
« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2011, 04:01:34 pm »
Hey, maybe the cat was called in because the person was supposed to have a jury of his/her peers. Who knows if this person is part cat, making that cat a peer of sorts.
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Re: Cat Called for Jury Duty
« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2011, 04:02:27 pm »
Yeah, there might be a catgirl involved.
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Re: Cat Called for Jury Duty
« Reply #42 on: January 19, 2011, 05:44:44 pm »
I wonder how the cat got selected for jury duty in the first place? I didn't think that census data was used to draw jury pools seeing as how census data is sealed for seventy years. And I doubt the cat is a registered voter...

This story is also a year old, I wonder how this all got sorted out.
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Re: Cat Called for Jury Duty
« Reply #43 on: January 19, 2011, 06:13:58 pm »
Somewhat related: There should be a game called.... *drumroll*

Call of Jury Duty.
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Re: Cat Called for Jury Duty
« Reply #44 on: January 19, 2011, 06:23:29 pm »
Quote from: RedWarrior0 on January 19, 2011, 06:13:58 pm
Somewhat related: There should be a game called.... *drumroll*

Call of Jury Duty.
Goddamn it, I had that idea just before reading that post!
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