Zombies + Rage = No
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Continue shooting/hitting/setting on fire all that moves. I've had it with these motherfucking zombies in my motherfucking personal space.
YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU ALL YOU FUCKING NERD ASS FUCK HOLE MORON FAGGOT !@#(!&%*#@&%!*&*@#&!@*^!@# [2] Rusty has gone insane!(All speech will be Insane-atized and actions may be randomly changed for ten turns)
Wake up.
[6] You felt like dozing off in the Comfortable sand but a Nightmare wakes you up, [Automatic] You jump onto the Half track
Shoot the zombies ( guys help !! )
[6] You grab your M1911 but decide "Nevermind" and Throw off all 15 zombies and [Automatic] jump onto the Half track
Everybody's in the half track, HIT IT!
Start clearing the way for the tools/friends/allies
[Insta-fail] Wait, all your guns are empty, the weaponry on the Vehicle can't be hand-operated, and your glocks....Wait, WHERE THE HELL IS IT?
Taric has gotten his shit stolen!Return in the Amphibious vehicle and relay the information about the commanders
You return in your Amphibious vehicle and [5] hand a List and description of a whole lot of commanders and what their murder(or rescue) would start
Status:
Military Sniper rifle, [Thermo cannon], Fire Thrower
Healthy, [Artifact]Fist of Death,Empty M14 EBR+Scope/RS/Polymer stock, Stolen glocks
Healthy,[Artifact]ELEBVAS Medkit ,M4A1+GL, Deagle, three Clips, Mini-radar, four tons of Gasoline, Civilian Body Armor Mark II, Fire Extinguisher that isn't a extinguisher, INSANE
Healthy, Katana, M1911 pistol
Back to work, M16A2, [Electric Giant]
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THE LIST O COMMANDERS
Einsfailhower - The current General of the US army, the worst Tactican ever in history, Responsible
For the Zombie victory
-Effect of murder : The army will mobilize and fight back against the hordes
Nickolas Bancas - Second in command of Einsfailhower, an Excellent tactican
-Effect of Rescue : All players gain a two man soldier team that excels at most weaponry, and All soldiers
become tactical and efficent(Unlocked only if Einsfailhower is killed)
Colonel Elcfas - Einsfailhower's Best friend and the Current commander of the Engineers, Complete failure,
Just like Einsfailhower
-Effect of murder : Engineers will become active and place traps/mines/turrets/randombullshit
in random places, all of them kill only zombies
Colonel George - Elcfas's Arch-Rival, George was prevented from commanding engineers after
Elcfas took over
-Effect of Rescue : All players gain the "Engineer" skill and Soldier engineers will stay at
The location of where they placed their mine or traps or turrets or whatever the hell it is
(unlocked only if Elcfas is killed)
Major Mattews - Head of the Medics, an Absolute moron, and a total retard
-Effect of Murder : Medics become active and heal any wounded they come by
Major Ecosivi - Former Head of the Medics, got his ass shunned when Mattews became Head o the med's
-Effect of Rescue : EMERGENCY MEDICS EVERYWHERE(All Survivors gain the "Medic" skill)
Brigadier Socioveth - The Top-dog of Artillery and long range fire support, Murderous asshole killed thousands
-Effect of Murder : Artillery stops raining hell on areas where the team has stayed for extended periods
Brigadier Carc - A Sharp eye Artillery commander, once, that is, His main goal in life is to kick
Socioveth out of the Position of Brigader and regain control of the Artillery barrages
-Effect of Rescue - Fire support becomes more powerful
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Most of the General names are created from mixing words together and using the result
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