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What dose dis button does?

ZAWMBIES
- 1 (5.9%)
Rawket Lawnchair
- 5 (29.4%)
Time paradox
- 4 (23.5%)
Sort of turn the world into a mosh pit
- 2 (11.8%)
Introduce magic or something?
- 2 (11.8%)
NUKULAR EXPLOSIN (AKA i was not in the RTD but i decided to poll)
- 3 (17.6%)

Total Members Voted: 17


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Author Topic: Roll to Survive - FIRST ENDING....or not  (Read 22152 times)

Siquo

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Re: Roll to Survive - Warning : contains lots and lots of failures
« Reply #255 on: February 08, 2011, 03:24:16 am »

That's it. Now I'm mad.

Use Fire "Axetinguisher" on zombies surrounding me, and lob a grenade at the pile 'o' zombies. Yes, I know there's someone underneath. I'm... "helping".
Switch to M4A1 when the extinguisher runs out (and with my luck that's instantly). Keep shooting everything that moves. Or even twitches.
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Re: Roll to Survive - Close to failure, Far from Victory
« Reply #256 on: February 08, 2011, 03:26:15 am »

Also: Start singing this. Loudly.
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Re: Roll to Survive - Close to failure, Far from Victory
« Reply #257 on: February 08, 2011, 03:30:29 am »

Dual wield my sniper rifle and fire both my thrower and rifle at the zombies! Die die die!
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Survive - Close to failure, Far from Victory
« Reply #258 on: February 08, 2011, 03:38:20 am »

Random one-man turn

Also: Start singing this. Loudly.

[1]You attempt to sing "Fucking Hostile", but suddenly, while you are about to scream out the lyrics, the zombies howl in a chorus that resembles Death

OH SHIT WRONG LINK

FIXED
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Re: Roll to Survive - Close to failure, Far from Victory
« Reply #259 on: February 08, 2011, 03:47:24 am »

Psh. Gamers with no sense of music. Initiate undead dance battle, MJ style, with better music. Let it rain.
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Re: Roll to Survive - Close to failure, Far from Victory
« Reply #260 on: February 08, 2011, 04:04:14 am »

Another random one man turn

Psh. Gamers with no sense of music. Initiate undead dance battle, MJ style, with better music. Let it rain.

[1] Psh. Zombie players with no sense of fear, initiate even worst luck, GM torture style, with Horrible luck

(No, i am not kidding, i rolled all 1's for your actions for some reason)
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Re: Roll to Survive - Close to failure, Far from Victory
« Reply #261 on: February 08, 2011, 04:48:08 am »

Get that corpse off of me and get to the halftrack
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Re: Roll to Survive - Close to failure, Far from Victory
« Reply #262 on: February 08, 2011, 05:36:13 am »

Hmm. I hope that balances out when it's time to fire :P
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Re: Roll to Survive - Close to failure, Far from Victory
« Reply #263 on: February 08, 2011, 06:53:33 am »

Right, i've rerolled everything until all rolls were [3] or more, Feel lucky

Turn coming right up
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Re: Roll to Survive - Close to failure, Far from Victory
« Reply #264 on: February 08, 2011, 07:20:31 am »

This turn is half assed because i was looking at gay por- wait, i mean because i was tired
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That's it. Now I'm mad.

Use Fire "Axetinguisher" on zombies surrounding me, and lob a grenade at the pile 'o' zombies. Yes, I know there's someone underneath. I'm... "helping".
Switch to M4A1 when the extinguisher runs out (and with my luck that's instantly). Keep shooting everything that moves. Or even twitches.

[6]You use your Fire "extinguisher" to burn the shit out of everything in sight [5] and lob a grenade at the Pile of zombies, killing 15 of them, you rampage around with your fire "Extinguisher" and kill 100 zombies

Get that corpse off of me and get to the halftrack

[5] you kick the zombie off you and get into the half track

Dual wield my sniper rifle and fire both my thrower and rifle at the zombies! Die die die!

You dual wield your sniper rifle and the Fire thrower and FIRE LIKE SHIT [3] after your frenzy, you check the damage : 2 burnt zombies, nothing else

Status:
Spoiler: Shadow (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Taric (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Rusty (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tarrran (click to show/hide)
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Also, Taricus, writing your status made me accidentally delete the whole turn and make me rewrite it

Stop placing a curse on your status damnit
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Siquo

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Re: Roll to Survive - Close to failure, Far from Victory
« Reply #265 on: February 08, 2011, 07:28:33 am »

Keep going.

At everything that moves. PC's are advised to stand very still.

Rusty has gone berserk.
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Re: Roll to Survive - Close to failure, Far from Victory
« Reply #266 on: February 08, 2011, 07:40:35 am »

(Also, by the way, if anybody is killed from anything that's not a modkill, they can choose to be rescued back to the world of the living in another body)

Deserting NPC's roll

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Spoiler: Guardsmen (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to Survive - Close to failure, Far from Victory
« Reply #267 on: February 08, 2011, 08:02:28 am »

Well get into the back of the halftrack, I'm getting us out of here.

DRIVE AWAY FROM THE ZOMBIES
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Re: Roll to Survive - Close to failure, Far from Victory
« Reply #268 on: February 08, 2011, 08:13:18 am »

Ignore Taricus. Keep going.
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Re: Roll to Survive - Close to failure, Far from Victory
« Reply #269 on: February 08, 2011, 01:45:03 pm »

Get into the Halftrack, keep the zombies off the side.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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