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ZAWMBIES

1 (5.9%)

Rawket Lawnchair

5 (29.4%)

Time paradox

4 (23.5%)

Sort of turn the world into a mosh pit

2 (11.8%)

Introduce magic or something?

2 (11.8%)

NUKULAR EXPLOSIN (AKA i was not in the RTD but i decided to poll)

3 (17.6%)

Total Members Voted: 17

[Tarran]

Get back to driving you.

Are you sure? Last time(like, this turn) I drove us into a horde of zombies instead of away from them.

[Taricus]

Oh fine, I'll drive _{incompetent buffoon}

[Tarran]

_{incompetent buffoon}

[Siquo]

Man The Minigun and Start Mowing. Also: drive, man, drive! Drive to inbetween locations, since only locations are attacked at midnight!

[Ze Spy]

Drive to inbetween locations, since only locations are attacked at midnight!

HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT

I DEMANDS AN ANSWER

[Taricus]

Logic my good sir, care for some tea & biscuits?

[Siquo]

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Actually, during Midnight attacks, ALL locations are attacked, there are secret rolls to determine the number of zombies attacking a location and if the location is overrun during the attack

This means that if every place is a "location", that every square inch of the world is attacked at the same time. During the day, however, those millions of zombies per square foot are suddenly gone.
From there we can define "location" as "a place predetermined by some guy". So if we want to evade attacks, we go to an undetermined place.

[Ze Spy]

Gasoleen
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Get to high ground and fire my Thermo cannon at the center of the horde.

You climb up to the top of the Half track and fire your Thermo Cannon at the centre of the horde [6] Excellent shot! 90 zombies dead, lets hope that the fire lasts

Man The Minigun and Start Mowing

You grab the minigun and start firing [insta-fail] It's ment to be fired via a bunch of mechanisms and a Trigger damnit

Drive the halftrack away from the zombies

You throw the Switch to "Backwards" and hit the acceleration [2] the Half track moves for a few feet and suddenly stops moving

Gas:
E.1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.F
^

THE GAS IS OUT

Continue to shoot insanely at the zombies

You fire your M1911 insanely at the horde [3] it kills 1 and does nothing else

Shoot the shit out of the zombies

All 5 fire their guns at the zombies

Spec - [5]
Guard - [4]
Kran - [1]

The SpecOp uses incendary ammunition and ignites 50 zombies, The guardsmen fire off their weaponry and sets 20 zombies on fire

Kran's Machine gun jams

JUMP ON THE HUMIES

[1] fail

Status:

Spoiler: Tarran (click to show/hide)

healthy, Military Sniper rifle, [Thermo cannon](3 turns), Fire Thrower

Spoiler: Taric (click to show/hide)

First degree burns, [Artifact]Fist of Death,Empty M14 EBR+Scope/RS/Polymer stock, three loaded glocks

Spoiler: Rusty (click to show/hide)

Healthy,[Artifact]ELEBVAS Medkit ,M4A1+GL, two Military Grenades, two Launcher Grenades, Deagle, three Clips, Mini-radar, Five tons of Gasoline, Civilian Body Armor Mark II, Fire Extinguisher that isn't a extinguisher

Spoiler: Shadow (click to show/hide)

Healthy, Katana, M1911 pistol

Spoiler: Zombie horde (click to show/hide)

didn't count, 70 on fire

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By the way, M1911 pistols trade damage for Infinite clips and MASSIVE range

[Tarran]

Fire my Fire Thrower at the zombies.

[Taricus]

Take the fuel from rusty and refill the petrol/gas tank.

THANK YOU RUSTY.

[Siquo]

More than welcome. Ze spy, keep in mind that things like halftracks usually run on diesel. Diesel engines are more than capable of running on kerosene, and kerosene isn't explosive.

So, we got that covered.

Give Taric cover fire, keep the zombies off of him while he refuels.

[adwarf]

Are we moving

[Tarran]

Are we moving

You throw the Switch to "Backwards" and hit the acceleration [2] the Half track moves for a few feet and suddenly stops moving

Gas:
E.1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.F
^

THE GAS IS OUT

Uh, no. Not anymore.

[adwarf]

Get out of the car draw my katana and slaughter the hordes "Now you will know what it means to fear the darkness."

[Ze Spy]

THE GAS CAN OF VICTORY
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Fire my Fire Thrower at the zombies.

you grab your fire thrower and attempt to burn the zombies [2] fail, you are too far away from the horde

Take the fuel from rusty and refill the petrol/gas tank.

You grab the fuel from rusty and Refuel the half track [3] you were almost done with the refueling when a zombie leaps on you and pins you down

Gas Meter:
E.1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.F
                        ^

Give Taric cover fire, keep the zombies off of him while he refuels.

You cover Taric with Gunfire [2] but it seems that the horde is way to powerful, you are surrounded

Get out of the car draw my katana and slaughter the hordes "Now you will know what it means to fear the darkness."

You jump of the car, withdraw your katana, and charge forward [2] maybe YOU should be the one fearing the night, The zombies manage to knock you off your feet and pile up on you

you are now pinned down under a pile, 20 zombies

Jump onto the Amphibious vehicle and drive away! we are abandoning this shit!

The SpecOp and the guardsmen turn their vehicle around and hits the Acceleration full force [5] The vehicle zooms off into the distance and disappears

The SpecOp and his company has escaped!, but it seems that they won't be coming back until......well, lets just say that it won't be soon

Fire

[Insta Epic-fail]Gun's jammed, you retard

Status:

Spoiler: Tarran (click to show/hide)

healthy, Military Sniper rifle, [Thermo cannon](2 turns), Fire Thrower

Spoiler: Taric (click to show/hide)

Healthy, [Artifact]Fist of Death,Empty M14 EBR+Scope/RS/Polymer stock, three loaded glocks, Pinned down by a zombie

Spoiler: Rusty (click to show/hide)

Healthy,[Artifact]ELEBVAS Medkit ,M4A1+GL, two Military Grenades, two Launcher Grenades, Deagle, three Clips, Mini-radar, four tons of Gasoline, Civilian Body Armor Mark II, Fire Extinguisher that isn't a extinguisher, Surrounded by zombies

Spoiler: Shadow (click to show/hide)

Healthy, Katana, M1911 pistol, pinned down under a pile of 20 zombies

Spoiler: SpecOp/Guardsmen (click to show/hide)

Amphibious vehicle, one M16A2, three Heat rifles, status unknown

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The SpecOp and guardsmen's abandon is due to morale break, which is a Npc-only trait and happens when enough "Zombie" points are gained

(For example, a player swarmed by zombies has 25 points, and a player having a pile of zombies on them gains +2 points for every zombie in the pile)