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ZAWMBIES

1 (5.9%)

Rawket Lawnchair

5 (29.4%)

Time paradox

4 (23.5%)

Sort of turn the world into a mosh pit

2 (11.8%)

Introduce magic or something?

2 (11.8%)

NUKULAR EXPLOSIN (AKA i was not in the RTD but i decided to poll)

3 (17.6%)

Total Members Voted: 17

[adwarf]

Go look for gun in halftrack

[Ze Spy]

GODDAMNIT I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE TURN

[Ze Spy]

Why the hell does the Cross button exist on Firefox tabs?
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Get into the back of the halftrack and man the artillery

[insta-win] you run over to the half track and jump on the artillery's seat [2] but you forgot that the Artillery seat is still metal [2] you land face first on it

Go look for gun in halftrack

[3] you look around for a gun and find a M1911 with some kind of trick mechanism in it that creates a new clip in your pocket every time the previous clip is emptied

The M1911 has only a capacity of 7 and a damage of 10 per shot(Enough to kill a zombie when it is shot in the head), but hell, it shoots bullets, and bullets kill zombies, and unlimited bullets kill tanks

Buckle up and twiddle my thumbs in excitement.

You seat yourself properly in the Half Track and Twiddle your thumbs in excitement [2] Taric doesn't seem to take this lightly, and punches you in the face

Mark extinguisher as "FLAMER" and use ELEBVAS on the rest. Then get behind the steering wheel of the halftrack, yell to the woman "Hey, you comin or what?" and just start driving. It's taken us 10 turns to even drive away so far.

You mark your extinguisher as FLAMER [2] but you don't have a marker damnit, you use your ELEBVAS to heal the wounded [5] degrading both Taric and Shadow's burns to first degree

"Yeah, i am joining you guys, someone calling himself the "Creator of this universe" asked me to do so, besides, what would sitting at the bar shooting commies do? Call me Kran Von Caiva, or Kran for short, i Specialize in Engineer, Repairing things and placing landmines are some of the things i can do, oh, and you can rely on me when dealing with Nazis because... well, Fuck Germany"

Kran Von Caiva joins the team

Status:

Spoiler: Taric (click to show/hide)

First degree burns, bruises on face, [Artifact]Fist of Death,Empty M14 EBR+Scope/RS/Polymer stock, three loaded glocks

Spoiler: Shadow (click to show/hide)

First degree burns, Katana, [Alliance Infinite], M1911

Spoiler: Tarran (click to show/hide)

In vehicle, punched-in-the-face, Military Sniper rifle, [Thermo cannon]

Spoiler: Rusty (click to show/hide)

Healthy,[Artifact]ELEBVAS Medkit ,M4A1+GL, two Military Grenades, two Launcher Grenades, Deagle, three Clips, Mini-radar, Five tons of Gasoline, Civilian Body Armor Mark II, Fire Extinguisher that isn't a extinguisher

Spoiler: Kran Von Caiva (click to show/hide)

Healthy, Mp40, Luger, Two Stick grenades

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A little bit of Fourth wall breaking : Everybody does not trust the Character dedicated to me

[Tarran]

Punch Taricus back and continue to twiddle my thumbs, this time with renewed vigor.

[Taricus]

Man the artillery and open fire (with said artillery).

[Ze Spy]

Midnight attack search roll

[6] The Zombies find out the Location of the Team : Outside the IRAC base, fighting each other, about to leave in vehicles.........

Zombie type roll : [2] It's going to be 100% default zombies

Zombie Numbers : [6] 300 zombies, that'll overrun the Puny humans

Zombie Intellegence : The Zombies know that it was the creator of this universe, who created them, not the IRAC, but they attempt to keep their secret low(Yeah, just a fourth wall breaking, just pretend you didn't know, kay?

[Tarran]

...300?

Time for action editing and running. NOW!

KICK THE ACCELERATION PEDAL! GO GO GO!

[Ze Spy]

........uhhh, where are you going?

[Tarran]

........uhhh, where are you going?

Anywhere that's safe. Doesn't matter where, just as long as it's not near the zombie horde.

[Ze Spy]

Actually, during Midnight attacks, ALL locations are attacked, there are secret rolls to determine the number of zombies attacking a location and if the location is overrun during the attack

[Ze Spy]

Panic = Failure
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Man the artillery and open fire (with said artillery).

You grab the Artillery handle and aim it a location where you think the zombie horde is [2] no luck at all, all your shells landed on emptiness

KICK THE ACCELERATION PEDAL! GO GO GO!

You kick the acceleration pedal and hurry the Half Track off [3] you leave two guardsmen behind, [2] blinded by panic, you crash the half track into an object, looking at the Windgates, it's not an object, but the frontline of a zombie horde accounting 300

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

Fire!

Both of you fire your weaponry, [2] doing little to no damage to the horde

Steal Tarran's Fire thrower and use it on the zombies

You attempt to steal Tarran's fire thrower [2] Tarran spots your hand moving over to his Fire thrower and pushes it away

Fire

The three guardsmen fire upon the zombie hordes [3] killing three of them

Fire and toss a grenade at the same time

You fire your MP40 [5] and kill 30 zombies. you throw a grenade into the midst of them [3] blowing three zombies up, but nothing else

Status:

Spoiler: Tarran (click to show/hide)

PANIC, healthy, Military Sniper rifle, [Thermo cannon], Fire Thrower

Spoiler: Taric (click to show/hide)

First degree burns, bruises on face, [Artifact]Fist of Death,Empty M14 EBR+Scope/RS/Polymer stock, three loaded glocks

Spoiler: Rusty (click to show/hide)

Healthy,[Artifact]ELEBVAS Medkit ,M4A1+GL, two Military Grenades, two Launcher Grenades, Deagle, three Clips, Mini-radar, Five tons of Gasoline, Civilian Body Armor Mark II, Fire Extinguisher that isn't a extinguisher

Spoiler: Shadow (click to show/hide)

Healthy, Katana, M1911 pistol

Spoiler: Guardsmen (click to show/hide)

3 Healthy, 2 lost, 1 dead

[Taricus]

Drive the halftrack away from the zombies

[adwarf]

Continue to shoot insanely at the zombies

[Tarran]

Get to high ground and fire my Thermo cannon at the center of the horde.

[Taricus]

Get back to driving you.