Why the hell does the Cross button exist on Firefox tabs?
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Get into the back of the halftrack and man the artillery
[insta-win] you run over to the half track and jump on the artillery's seat [2] but you forgot that the Artillery seat is still metal [2] you land face first on it
Go look for gun in halftrack
[3] you look around for a gun and find a M1911 with some kind of trick mechanism in it that creates a new clip in your pocket every time the previous clip is emptied
The M1911 has only a capacity of 7 and a damage of 10 per shot(Enough to kill a zombie when it is shot in the head), but hell, it shoots bullets, and bullets kill zombies, and unlimited bullets kill tanks
Buckle up and twiddle my thumbs in excitement.
You seat yourself properly in the Half Track and Twiddle your thumbs in excitement [2] Taric doesn't seem to take this lightly, and punches you in the face
Mark extinguisher as "FLAMER" and use ELEBVAS on the rest. Then get behind the steering wheel of the halftrack, yell to the woman "Hey, you comin or what?" and just start driving. It's taken us 10 turns to even drive away so far.
You mark your extinguisher as FLAMER [2] but you don't have a marker damnit, you use your ELEBVAS to heal the wounded [5] degrading both Taric and Shadow's burns to first degree
"Yeah, i am joining you guys, someone calling himself the "Creator of this universe" asked me to do so, besides, what would sitting at the bar shooting commies do? Call me Kran Von Caiva, or Kran for short, i Specialize in Engineer, Repairing things and placing landmines are some of the things i can do, oh, and you can rely on me when dealing with Nazis because... well,
Fuck Germany"
Kran Von Caiva joins the team
Status:
First degree burns, bruises on face, [Artifact]Fist of Death,Empty M14 EBR+Scope/RS/Polymer stock, three loaded glocks
First degree burns, Katana, [Alliance Infinite], M1911
In vehicle, punched-in-the-face, Military Sniper rifle, [Thermo cannon]
Healthy,[Artifact]ELEBVAS Medkit ,M4A1+GL, two Military Grenades, two Launcher Grenades, Deagle, three Clips, Mini-radar, Five tons of Gasoline, Civilian Body Armor Mark II, Fire Extinguisher that isn't a extinguisher
Healthy, Mp40, Luger, Two Stick grenades
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A little bit of Fourth wall breaking : Everybody does not trust the Character dedicated to me