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[Barrow]

Instead of necro'ing an old off-topic thread, I thought I'd bring this back as it's own topic (as it amused me to no end). Rules are simple enough, just parody "What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor" in a dwarvenly fashion.

What do you do with a giant oh-olm
What do you do with a giant oh-olm
What do you do with a giant oh-olm
Earl-aye in the mornin'!

Toss 'im in a pit an' fill 'im with bolts
Toss 'im in a pit an' fill 'im with bolts
Toss 'im in a pit an' fill 'im with bolts
Earl-aye in the mornin'!

Butcher 'is meat and bake 'im in a roast
Butcher 'is meat and bake 'im in a roast
Butcher 'is meat and bake 'im in a roast
Earl-aye in the mornin'!

[Rentorian]

What do ya do with a hippy elf
What do ya do with a hippy elf
What do ya do with a hippy elf
Earl-aye in the mornin'!

Trap 'em in the depo and take their stuff
Trap 'em in the depo and take their stuff
Trap 'em in the depo and take their stuff
Earl-aye in the mornin'!

Drown em in magma laugh as they burn
Drown em in magma laugh as they burn
Drown em in magma laugh as they burn
Earl-aye in the mornin'!

[Darvi]

What do you do with a stupid noble
What do you do with a stupid noble
What do you do with a stupid noble
Early in the mornin'

Drown him in magma and hear him screa-heam
Drown him in magma and hear him screa-heam
Drown him in magma and hear him screa-heam
Early in the mornin'

Wait for  the next one then repea-heat
Wait for  the next one then repea-heat
Wait for  the next one then repea-heat
Early in the mornin'

[martinuzz]

What shall we do when the mayor is chosen
What shall we do when the mayor is chosen
What shall we do when the mayor is chosen
Early in the morning

Look at what he likes and then decide what fits him
Look at what he likes and then decide what fits him
Look at what he likes and then decide what fits him
Early in the morning

Hurray- he doesn't like bismuth
Hurray- no clownstuff either
Hurray- don't pull that lever
Let him live some longer

What shall we do when he's appointed Baron
What shall we do when he's appointed Baron
What shall we do when he's appointed Baron
early in the morning

Hope the new mayor doesn't like no bismuth either
Hope the new mayor doesn't like no clownstuff either
Hope the new mayor doesn't like no clownstuff either
early in the morning

Hurray - he doesn't like bismuth
Hurray - no clownstuff either
Hurray - don't pull that lever
let him live some longer

What shall we do when the King arriveth
What shall we do when the King arriveth
What shall we do when the King arriveth
early in the morning

Put him in a small room with a bauxite floodgate
Put him in a small room with a bauxite floodgate
Put him in a small room with a bauxite floodgate
early in the morning

Hurray - now pull that lever
Hurray - now pull that lever
Hurray - now pull that lever
I say he should be burning