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Samrobot

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We must expand and conquer
« on: January 16, 2011, 10:57:15 pm »
Okay my dwarven brothers/sisters my friend made a new website just as of now so lets take over and conquer it with tales of our kitten biscuit feasts and magma enriched fortresses.

Oh and its ofnerdsandart.webs.com
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Re: We must expand and conquer
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2011, 11:03:32 pm »
Nah.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: We must expand and conquer
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2011, 12:35:09 am »
Why? DF is not Internet Cancer.
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Re: We must expand and conquer
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2011, 12:39:15 am »
It may be true that this community is borg-like and that everything and everyone that gets too close is eventually assimilated into our collective, but our expansion is completely random and cannot be manipulated.

Or so I heard...
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Re: We must expand and conquer
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2011, 05:24:22 am »
why am I on /b/
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Re: We must expand and conquer
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2011, 12:49:24 pm »
wait... this isn't /b/...


OH ****, THEY'RE COMING! QUICKLY, GET IN THE SHELTER.
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Re: We must expand and conquer
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2011, 01:37:48 pm »
Quote from: Pawns4Mons on January 17, 2011, 05:24:22 am
why am I on /b/
probably for naughty reasons
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Re: We must expand and conquer
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2011, 02:01:27 pm »
I wonder what I am doing here  ::)
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Re: We must expand and conquer
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2011, 03:29:34 pm »
Dwarves don't expand. We defend.
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Re: We must expand and conquer
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2011, 09:49:20 am »
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: We must expand and conquer
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2011, 10:34:12 am »
We can only play one fortress at a time in a given world, which translates to one website at a time on a given internet.
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Re: We must expand and conquer
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2011, 11:25:37 am »
I couldn't even get it to load. I think its down.
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Re: We must expand and conquer
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2011, 01:08:30 pm »
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Re: We must expand and conquer
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2011, 04:50:24 pm »
We don't do DDOSes. Distributed Dwarf Only Sieges. They're not our style, despite having "dwarf" in the title.
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Re: We must expand and conquer
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2011, 06:36:21 pm »
Raiding... that would be the Grand Goblin Guide. And if you want to save the trees, you should take a look at the Elf Encyclopedia. I'm not a fan of either of those, though. I prefer...

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