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Author Topic: Goblin War Machine: The Elves are all Cannibals  (Read 1807 times)

Skid

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Goblin War Machine: The Elves are all Cannibals
« on: January 16, 2011, 08:30:37 pm »
http://www.bigblockgames.com/games/goblin/

Drive a goblin war machine across human lands, crushing or shooting all in your path.  Smash kings as far as possible for extra points.

I've only played a little so far, but with a DF reference, it is shaping up to be an excellent game.
« Last Edit: January 16, 2011, 08:43:49 pm by Skid »
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Re: Goblin War Machine: The Elves are all Cannibals
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2011, 08:34:06 pm »
can't play it, it keeps crashing

EDIT: google chrome to the rescue
« Last Edit: January 16, 2011, 08:50:09 pm by Kearn »
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Re: Goblin War Machine: The Elves are all Cannibals
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2011, 08:38:09 pm »
I am so sick of all these DF clones...
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Re: Goblin War Machine: The Elves are all Cannibals
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2011, 08:43:55 pm »
Is... is that satire? I can't tell if you're cracking a joke or simply haven't been arsed to check and see what the game is, seeing as it's absolutely nothing like DF...

Liking the game fairly well, so far, by the way. S'a good timewaster for an hour or so, I'd say.
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Re: Goblin War Machine: The Elves are all Cannibals
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2011, 09:05:49 pm »
Tell me about it, DF clones everywhere. Have you seen this Gran Turismo 5? Blatant ripoff.
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Re: Goblin War Machine: The Elves are all Cannibals
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2011, 09:56:14 pm »
It has goblins...
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Re: Goblin War Machine: The Elves are all Cannibals
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2011, 10:00:53 pm »
So does Tolkien?
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Re: Goblin War Machine: The Elves are all Cannibals
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2011, 10:03:42 pm »
Quote from: ductape on January 16, 2011, 09:56:14 pm
It has goblins...

So did Lord of the Rings.

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Re: Goblin War Machine: The Elves are all Cannibals
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2011, 10:09:50 pm »
Quote from: ductape on January 16, 2011, 09:56:14 pm
It has goblins...
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I played this game earlier, I don't know if I was just bad at it or something but I flip my wagon a LOT
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I heard your like sieges so I put a Goblin fortress in your fortress so you could siege while besieged.

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Re: Goblin War Machine: The Elves are all Cannibals
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2011, 10:24:25 pm »
lol people really need to drop their guard about this df clone stuff. not everyone is out to steal the ideas of the almighty creatrix toady one.
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Re: Goblin War Machine: The Elves are all Cannibals
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2011, 10:36:23 pm »
It has elves too, and some kind of machine...
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Re: Goblin War Machine: The Elves are all Cannibals
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2011, 10:38:08 pm »
Crashes my browser as well. Firefox here.
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Re: Goblin War Machine: The Elves are all Cannibals
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2011, 10:42:18 pm »
Well, I'm running Firefox, and it works fine.

If you're having trouble with flipping over upgrading your machine core allows you to add more wheels.  It can make your war machine more stable or simply capable of driving upside down.
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Re: Goblin War Machine: The Elves are all Cannibals
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2011, 10:56:55 pm »
The quick cannon is awesome.
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Re: Goblin War Machine: The Elves are all Cannibals
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2011, 11:35:21 pm »
Quote from: subject name here on January 16, 2011, 10:24:25 pm
...almighty creatrix toady one.
The "-trix" suffix is the feminine version of "-tor", just so you know...
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I'm all for eating the heart of your enemies to gain their courage though.
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