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Destination?

12:28 PM November 22, 1963, Dallas, TX: Interrupt JFK assassination
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1:05 pm, June 28, 1914. Near Latin Bridge, Sarajevo, Austria-Hungary: Interrupt Archduke Ferdinand assassination.
- 3 (33.3%)
GUYS LETS KILL HITLER WITH OUR BARE HANDS
- 2 (22.2%)

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Phantom

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Re: You Are A Time Traveler! - An Adventure Starts - Poll Up
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2011, 10:07:36 pm »
Let's see...
Planes: Created.
Cars: Created.
Jets: Just teach them how to create jet fuel. Hey, we might get Gyro-jet assault rifles! Fuck yeah!
Medical: Uh, let more people die?
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Gatleos

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Re: You Are A Time Traveler! - An Adventure Starts - Poll Up
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2011, 10:13:13 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on January 18, 2011, 10:05:13 pm
Bah, since we have time machines we can simply resurface as Einstein from the CnC version and create shit for everyone.
That reminds me, we need to kidnap Hitler and Einstein and set up a knife fight. Then upload it to Youtube in the future.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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Jack A T

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Re: You Are A Time Traveler! - An Adventure Starts
« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2011, 01:21:40 am »
Quote from: Gatleos on January 18, 2011, 09:58:16 pm
That brings up a good question. What time travel rules are we using here? Back To The Future or Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure? The time travel-aided fighting is only possible in the latter.
Unrestricted time travel, with one exception: anything that prevents you from ever having been able to travel in time cannot happen.
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FUCK YOU JACK
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YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
Quote from: mastahcheese on September 09, 2014, 05:43:02 pm
Screw you, Jack.

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« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2011, 12:05:03 pm »
?I'd make a comment about the technology levels mentioned earlier but I suppose we don't have to worry about that because of the blueprint time loop we caused earlier.
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Darvi

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« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2011, 12:22:13 pm »
Guys, guys! Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act! (no link because I don't want you guys to be eaten. yet)
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Furtuka

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« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2011, 12:25:43 pm »
eaten?
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Darvi

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Re: You Are A Time Traveler! - An Adventure Starts - Poll Up
« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2011, 12:39:18 pm »
By TV tropes.
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Furtuka

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« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2011, 12:51:02 pm »
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitlekz83hawz

there you go

and I'll throw in a link to the wikihistory short story while I'm at it

http://www.abyssandapex.com/200710-wikihistory.html


I can't figure out how to hide links inside of words
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« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2011, 02:29:00 pm »
You mean like this
(just press the quote button and look at the code to see how)
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Quote from: tahujdt on March 03, 2014, 07:37:57 pm
And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!
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Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

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Re: You Are A Time Traveler! - An Adventure Starts - Poll Up
« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2011, 02:29:56 pm »
12:28 pm November 22, 1963
Dealey Plaza, Dallas, TX
Texas School Book Depository, 5th floor.

You arrive in the Texas School Book Depository.  Going up to the sixth floor, you quickly locate the man known as Lee Harvey Oswald.  You sneak up behind him, punch him in the face, take his rifle, and punch him in the face again.  He falls over, unconscious.  A couple minutes later, JFK's motorcade arrives in Dealey Plaza...and he gets shot in the head anyway.

At about that time, someone walks up behind you.  You turn around.  The man is wearing an odd uniform: police officer-like, but futuristic-looking.  He starts talking.  "Officer Roberts of the Temporal Police Force.  Listen, I know you're a rookie.  First one I've seen who hasn't just tried to kill Hitler, though.  Okay.  Consider this a warning: don't utterly mess up the time stream.  We can't allow that to happen.  Take this book, it will tell you the temporal laws.  Also, please, please don't attack our agent on the grassy knoll.  We'll never be able to replace a sniper like him."

You stare.  Roberts is armed with some sort of...handgun?  You think you might be able to take him out in a fight, but it probably isn't the best idea.

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FUCK YOU JACK
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YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
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Screw you, Jack.

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Re: You Are A Time Traveler! - Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!
« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2011, 02:31:51 pm »
Read the book.
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Re: You Are A Time Traveler! - Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!
« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2011, 02:33:53 pm »
Yea, time travel can be messy.
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Ok, what is a TT allowed to do?
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Re: You Are A Time Traveler! - Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!
« Reply #42 on: January 19, 2011, 02:40:08 pm »
whats all the Halt about? :)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A Time Traveler! - Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!
« Reply #43 on: January 19, 2011, 02:42:05 pm »
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FUCK YOU JACK
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris, Witches' Coven 2 Elfchat
YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
Quote from: mastahcheese on September 09, 2014, 05:43:02 pm
Screw you, Jack.

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Re: You Are A Time Traveler! - Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!
« Reply #44 on: January 19, 2011, 03:34:21 pm »
You read the book.  There are three pages of general rules (don't touch anything, don't do anything, don't take anything, don't kill anyone, don't do this, don't do that, don't eat, don't sleep, don't steal, don't lie, don't talk, don't disobey the police).  The rest of the book is about the many, many methods of stopping Hitler and how they're not allowed.

Wow.  These rules suck.


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FUCK YOU JACK
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YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
Quote from: mastahcheese on September 09, 2014, 05:43:02 pm
Screw you, Jack.
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