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[Urist Imiknorris]

9/10.

[FuzzyZergling]

8/10

[Corai]

6/10

[Reudh]

9/10.

Also how can you not know Fuzzy, Corai?

[FuzzyZergling]

9/10
Maybe because I'm only posting about a third what I used to?

[miauw62]

8/10

[WillowLuman]

I can't take it anymore... this thread, a never-ending cycle, haunting the updated topics page like an insatiable spirit. Do you realize what you're dealing with here? It's got you, makes the same 8 people post the same thing on each other over and over, steadily eroding your lifespan. Before we know it, it will have enough life force to achieve sentience, and then we're in a mess.

This has gone under our radar for long enough. I'm declaring a class-4 infohazard situation, and enacting full containment procedures as of now. All affected individuals are to report for class C amnesiacs. If you do not wish to comply, please direct your attention to this red light for a moment for and remove any reflective eyewear. Thank you.

[misko27]

I can't take it anymore... this thread, a never-ending cycle, haunting the updated topics page like an insatiable spirit. Do you realize what you're dealing with here? It's got you, makes the same 8 people post the same thing on each other over and over, steadily eroding your lifespan. Before we know it, it will have enough life force to achieve sentience, and then we're in a mess.

This has gone under our radar for long enough. I'm declaring a class-4 infohazard situation, and enacting full containment procedures as of now. All affected individuals are to report for class C amnesiacs. If you do not wish to comply, please direct your attention to this red light for a moment for and remove any reflective eyewear. Thank you.

Reporting to duty. We can contain this menace. All affected individuals comply, up to level 5 security level. This is not a drill. This is a full blown memetic outbreak. If any individiual is uncapable of being affected by amnesiac, they are to be terminated immediately.All unaffected personnel level 4 and up are to be immediately evacuated, to be screened later. Lower levels are to be quarantened

[Corai]

100/10

MISKO! SLAYER OF CANADIANS!

[misko27]

100/10

MISKO! SLAYER OF CANADIANS!

I can't find the Chief Wiggum clip from the simpsons movie "Alright men, open fire!" So just imagine a bunch of confused, bloody, and angry SWAT team guys charging you and beating you with their fists. Their soft, heavy, bullet-proof fists.
 
"Alright, the infected have already started making it to stage three. Keep the image scramblers over your eyes, and shoot anything that moves till it stops. Containment is no longer a option. This is a evac of essential personnel only. They will be in specual bunkers, but don't assume they are aren't infected. You could be standing, when one of them looses a personnel rating of you and then it'll be too late. That;s why this is so dangerous, and why no one part of this team knows anyone. Don't let them know you long enough to start judging you. When this is all over and done, they'll wall off this compound and be done with it. It's your job to get us that far.
 
Alright, MOVE OUT!!!"

[Xantalos]

Heh.
Although this IS a serious issue, Imma keep posting to see if it can cause enough chaos to free me.

[SomeStupidGuy]

And this thread just became about fifty percent more entertaining.

[The Darkling Wolf]

We're going to need an indication of how entertaining it was in the first place for that measurement of increase to be of any use.

[SomeStupidGuy]

...Alright, it wasn't very entertaining before, to be quite honest.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Well I'm taking 50% of 'not very' to be about 'not particularly'.

If we add a 'not particularly' to a 'not very' we'd get something in the area of 'fairly'. By my asspull mathematics anyway.